So who is on?

Funny Bumper Stickers

No cash on board - we only hire married men!
My other car is a broom
Jenna Bush stole my ID
My dog is smarter than your honor student
So many cats, so few recipes
Your kid may be an honor student, but you drive like a jerk
Honk if you want to wake up the guy in my trunk
Zero to psycho in 3.5 seconds
Watch for finger!
If you were any closer, you'd be lying dead in my trunk
Work harder - the poor need your taxes

Honeymoon in Hell?

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to

stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years ago. Because of hectic schedules,it was difficult to coordinate their travel itineraries, so the husband left a day earlier. When he checked into the hotel he saw that unlike years ago, there was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without noticing his error, sent the email.


Meanwhile...somewhere in Atlanta, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral, a

minister. The widow decided to check her email,expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's children rushed into the room, found the mother on the floor; they glanced up and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Date: Friday, October 13, 2005
Subject: I have Arrived!

Dearest Love:

I know you are surprised to hear from me. I have just arrived and have been checked in. They have computers here now and you are allowed to email your loved ones.

I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. I look forward to seeing you
then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!

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Posted by bettybcafe

I wonder where Valerie is...

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heya!! Ima here just got home from work!! obviously you guys are asleep but thought it was sweet you guys were looking for me

Hi

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Posted by Sara_Sage


Hi

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Hello!!

hi I am here..cannot sleep...

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Posted by E and B123

hi I am here..cannot sleep...

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same here I just got home from work

I work from 3-11 and I can never fall alseep befor 2:00AM. A 9-5 job right now would mess up my schedual so bad.

How old are your children vmystique33?

3yr old girl and 8 yr old girl

I work from 9pm till 2am and can never go to sleep until 4 ish then i wake up at 8am to get my daughter off to school

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Posted by Sara_Sage

Aww! Those are good ages. :)

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Not really they argue constantly about who is right and wrong

thats the toughest thing...the sleep deprivation...

same here you start thinking about retarded things that arent necessary to think about at that time

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same here you start thinking about retarded things that arent necessary to think about at that time

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Exacally. I ended up staying awake till 5:00AM thinking about stuff I need for the wedding and how I'm going to sit people. And we don't have to do that for a while yet.

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Posted by vmystique33

same here you start thinking about retarded things that arent necessary to think about at that time

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absolutely...which makes it even harder to fall asleep