Some Halloween Funnies.

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver
won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he
staring. He replies, 'I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to
offend you.'
She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I
am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a
chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's
nothing you could say or ask that I would find
offensive.'
'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me.'
She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'
The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I am single and I'm
Catholic!'
'OK' the Nun says, 'Pull into the next alley.'
The Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
'My dear child', said the nun, 'why are you crying?'
'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess. I'm married
and I'm Jewish.'
The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a
Halloween party.'





Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old To Trick or Treat

10. You get winded from knocking on the door

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you

8. You ask for high fiber candy only

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say, 'Great Boris Karloff Mask.' and you're not even wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or.....' and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

1. You keep having to go home to pee.

Re: Some Halloween Funnies.

What do you get when you goose a ghost?


................ A handful of sheet.


(somewhere in the world there is the sound of a cymbal (sp?) crashing followed by crickets).

Re: Some Halloween Funnies.