some more laughs??
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When playing with a tazer always make sure the safety is on. Failure to do so will result in 1) A lot of pain. 2) An ambulance being called. 3) Having to explain to the paramedics why you sent 50,000 volts in to your foot. 4) The cute paramedic will be laughing her *** off at said explanation. #LFMF
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Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
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Today, I got a call that my brother had stuck a rock up his nose and couldn't get it out. I had to pick him up and take him to the hospital. My brother is 20. FML
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Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML
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Today, I was going down on my boyfriend and looked up to see him giggling. I asked what he was laughing at. Apparently he had been staring at the reflection of my ******* in the mirror at the end of my bed. FML
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the end.
