something funny.

FGrandMIL always says 'I have to go to the salon and get a hair cut and a blow job'

so someone FINALLY told her what she was saying. . . and last night after a glass of wine or two she tells us that when she asks for a BJ to take her to the salon but when her late husband used to ask for one she would start actually 'blowing' ( think lamaze breathing. . . .)




i almost died

thats too much!!!!

old people are great!

Ant must have been

OMG that is sooo funny

FH's mom is very naive and FH her step son and hubby will purposely say terms for things that she doesnt know. So guess who she calls? or who she turns to and says 'whats that?' yup... ME!!!! hahaha I have had the wonderful opportunity of explaining many terms to her... such as cameltoe

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Posted by jgl

OMG that is sooo funny

FH's mom is very naive and FH her step son and hubby will purposely say terms for things that she doesnt know. So guess who she calls? or who she turns to and says 'whats that?' yup... ME!!!! hahaha I have had the wonderful opportunity of explaining many terms to her... such as cameltoe

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OMG!!!!!!!

AHHHH

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Posted by soon2BMrsMcD

Ant must have been

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he wasnt there and i didnt tell him yet bc he gets sooo mad when she stays stuff like that!

like yesterday his aunt wanted to make sure that our bedroom wasnt above my parents otherwise we would keep them up all night - he got soo upset!

I'm crying from laughing so hard!!!!!!!

Ha Ha Ha, oh my I would have died

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Posted by beachbum05

I'm crying from laughing so hard!!!!!!!

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i actually SCREAMED when she said it! she's the best for stuff like that!