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Soooo I still have no costume.

Original post by Naunie

I don't want to buy a costume, but I would prefer to build one out of things I can find in a thrift store.
Like, I prefer obscure costumes- like- Oh, I'm so and so from that movie.
Naunie Posted:

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LMAO where are you guys coming up with this stuff?
Naunie Posted:

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Posted by itslaurie.

Go as Uma from Pulp Fiction with a nosebleed and a syringe sticking out of your chest. Don't forget the bettie page wig.



I like this one.
I used to have her exact wig- the black straight flat bangs.
chikita315 Posted:

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Posted by itslaurie.




Yeah, not so much

She will be denied entry at the door
itslaurie. Posted:

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Sudoku

MATERIALS: Two pieces of 4-foot by 4-foot cardboard, laundry marker, ruler, duct tape, masking tape

The lowly number puzzle game Sudoku isn't just fun to say, it's fun to wear, too.

You're going to need two large square pieces of cardboard. Grocery stores will often give you free boxes if you ask nicely, but their quality and size may not be ideal. If you're in a rush, it might be easier to buy a shipping box at your local UPS store.

Using a ruler, make a mark every 5 1/3 inches — or whatever the length of a side is divided by nine — on all four sides of both boards.

You will need two colors of tape to create the Sudoku grids, one darker than the other. If you don't have two colors of masking tape, you can just use a marker to color it in after the fact.

Use the lighter colored masking tape and lay straight lines of tape between the 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th, 7th and 8th marks on opposite sides. Use the darker colored tape between the 3rd and 6th marks and for edging along the outside edge of each board.

Search the Web for two Sudoku puzzles and copy the clues onto your grids with marker.

Fashion shoulder straps out of duct tape and wear like a sandwich board. Hang a marker on a string around your neck so people can fill out the board as the night goes on.

TIP: Print out a crib sheet with the answers to both puzzles so you don't end up as an unsolvable puzzle.
itslaurie. Posted:

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Posted by chikita315
Yeah, not so much

She will be denied entry at the door



what!? small wonder? that's awesome. get out
itslaurie. Posted:

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You buy a large can of Spam and carefully remove label. You make lots of lazer color copies of the label. (Or if you really like Spam, you just buy lots of cans of Spam and use the labels.) You get a large garbage bag and make head and arm holes in it. You paste the Spam labels all around it. Maybe you get some computer paper and have that coming out the leg end of the garbage bag. You carry a small keyboard. Voila! You’re an evil spammer. You may elect to eat/pass out Skittles as well.


Further thoughts on the Spammer… You ditch the keyboard and carry around a boombox playing an endless loop of the Pythons’ “Spam.” You print up emails of the usual suspects (penile enlargement, Viagra, breast enhancement, penny stocks, etc., etc.) and pass em out. I guess to be cute you give enlargement/enhancement emails to the inappropriate sexes. To be evil, well,…
chikita315 Posted:

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Posted by itslaurie.


Posted by chikita315
Yeah, not so much

She will be denied entry at the door



what!? small wonder? that's awesome. get out



That ish is creepy
Naunie Posted:

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Posted by chikita315


Posted by itslaurie.


Posted by chikita315
Yeah, not so much

She will be denied entry at the door



what!? small wonder? that's awesome. get out



That ish is creepy



I think it would look less creepy without th evacant eyes.
itslaurie. Posted:

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Posted by Naunie


Posted by chikita315


Posted by itslaurie.


Posted by chikita315
Yeah, not so much

She will be denied entry at the door



what!? small wonder? that's awesome. get out



That ish is creepy



I think it would look less creepy without th evacant eyes.



not THAT exact costume. you dress LIKE her. Jeez.

Lady McLiteral.
B22 Posted:

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this is my costume:



my umbrella should arrive tomorrow.
Naunie Posted:

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I wa sactually going to be Brit. But I am IO to tank tops.

itslaurie. Posted:

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Posted by carolinep24

my umbrella should arrive tomorrow.



my friend is being the same thing, weird!
Naunie Posted:

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Posted by itslaurie.
not THAT exact costume. you dress LIKE her. Jeez.

Lady McLiteral.



OOOH- awesome, now we're talking.
What do you think are the odds of my finding a red polka dot dress in my size?
Naunie Posted:

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Is it possible to put a wig into a pony tail? Because if so, I have my costume. It will be obscure, and 75% of the people will have no idea who this person is.
Should I keep it a secret?
B22 Posted:

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Posted by itslaurie.


Posted by carolinep24

my umbrella should arrive tomorrow.



my friend is being the same thing, weird!



awww shucks... and here i thought i was being unique.
itslaurie. Posted:

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Posted by Naunie

Is it possible to put a wig into a pony tail? Because if so, I have my costume. It will be obscure, and 75% of the people will have no idea who this person is.
Should I keep it a secret?



yeah why not?

not a secret from me
B22 Posted:

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my friends and I were a brownie troop one year. Only i made some 'dirty' patches out of felt... the monica lewinski patch (had to s*ck a LOT of c*ck for that one.. my pearl necklace patch.. etc etc)

it was fun b/c I explained how I got all my patches all night.
Naunie Posted:

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eh- nevermind. I wa sgoing to be Lily Allen, but I won't look anything like her.
The girl scout idea was cute.
itslaurie. Posted:

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Posted by Naunie


Posted by itslaurie.
not THAT exact costume. you dress LIKE her. Jeez.

Lady McLiteral.



OOOH- awesome, now we're talking.
What do you think are the odds of my finding a red polka dot dress in my size?



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