Sorry For The TMI But.....

I have to VENT!!!!!! This psycho lady that works across the hall from me always hogs the bathroom. I think she has OCD or something because if I am in one of the stalls and she comes in, she always does the same fricken thing. She goes into the stall, blows her nose, pees, flushes. Then she blows her nose AGAIN! Then she goes to the sink, washes her hands, blows her nose and then fricken brushes her teeth. This is ALL THE TIME!!!!!!! So, I have to poop. Yes, again I apologize for the TMI but this is ridiculous! She is in there and i look underneath my stall and I see her feet with a gym bag, panty hose package and all types of ****. What the F!!!!???? It's a bathroom! Not a beauty parlor! Plus it's gross to get dolled up in a public rest room. So, I am waiting and waiting. I waited a half an hour!!!!! I really had to go and I couldn't. So I get out and I look at her and give her a NASTY look. I was THIS close to saying 'Um, this isn't a freaking beauty salon and I had the POOP!!!!!!!!'

I hate this lady. I really do. She was putting on her makeup and she had this ho-ish outfit on. She is like 50 and she was wearing something that a 21year old would wear.

she's nasty....

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Posted by Cacarina

Ugh, I totally feel your pain. I can never go when someone else is in the bathroom. Its so frustrating. What a biotch!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I told my co-worker and she went in there and reported to me that the nutso beeyotch is still there with no intentions of leaving in the next 20 minutes. She has all her **** scattered all over the place.

You have me dying of laughter over here.

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Posted by little34

Oh no!!! Maybe she is blowing lines with all the nose blowing...LOL Or just a slacker at work and is trying to get out of doing what she needs to be doing.... how annoying!!!

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You know, we always say that she's a coke head. She looks like the type. I feel so mean saying these things but seriously what the hell!

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Posted by flairforfashion

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Posted by Cacarina

Ugh, I totally feel your pain. I can never go when someone else is in the bathroom. Its so frustrating. What a biotch!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I told my co-worker and she went in there and reported to me that the nutso beeyotch is still there with no intentions of leaving in the next 20 minutes. She has all her **** scattered all over the place.

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Doesn't she have any WORK to do?

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Posted by flairforfashion

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Posted by little34

Oh no!!! Maybe she is blowing lines with all the nose blowing...LOL Or just a slacker at work and is trying to get out of doing what she needs to be doing.... how annoying!!!

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You know, we always say that she's a coke head. She looks like the type. I feel so mean saying these things but seriously what the hell!

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omg! that is nasty! If i was you i would have pooped anyway, and maybe if would have dawned on her that its a public bathroom and not her own personal one!

Sorry I know you are upset but I am cracking up

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Posted by MrsDtoBe09

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Posted by flairforfashion

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Posted by Cacarina

Ugh, I totally feel your pain. I can never go when someone else is in the bathroom. Its so frustrating. What a biotch!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I told my co-worker and she went in there and reported to me that the nutso beeyotch is still there with no intentions of leaving in the next 20 minutes. She has all her **** scattered all over the place.

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Doesn't she have any WORK to do?

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I don't know. She works at Estee Lauder and I know they are strict there. I always see her in the hall on the cell phone- ALWAYS. She is out there for a good 10 minutes or so. How does her boss tolerate that sh*t? I'll never know.

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Posted by littlepixie12

omg! that is nasty! If i was you i would have pooped anyway, and maybe if would have dawned on her that its a public bathroom and not her own personal one!

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LOL. It would have been like the battle sh*ts scene in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.

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Posted by little34

Oh no!!! Maybe she is blowing lines with all the nose blowing...LOL Or just a slacker at work and is trying to get out of doing what she needs to be doing.... how annoying!!!

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I was soooooooo going to say the same thing... she either has OCD or a coke problem

maybe she had to poop? That is why she was taking so much time...waiting for you to leave.....

more like she is nuts and has no consideration for other people.

That *****, though. Luckily I work in place where there is 90% male, so I rarely see other ppl in the restroom.

thats to funny..

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Posted by TheLadyJ

maybe she had to poop? That is why she was taking so much time...waiting for you to leave.....

more like she is nuts and has no consideration for other people.

That *****, though. Luckily I work in place where there is 90% male, so I rarely see other ppl in the restroom.

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Lucky you. I hate sharing a bathroom with a million ladies.

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Posted by flairforfashion

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Posted by littlepixie12

omg! that is nasty! If i was you i would have pooped anyway, and maybe if would have dawned on her that its a public bathroom and not her own personal one!

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LOL. It would have been like the battle sh*ts scene in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.

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LOOOOOOOOOOL!!! I LOVE THAT SCENE! I cant wait to see the second one! I hear it was super funny and doogie makes another cameo! lol