Sorry For The TMI But.....

I have to VENT!!!!!! This psycho lady that works across the hall from me always hogs the bathroom. I think she has OCD or something because if I am in one of the stalls and she comes in, she always does the same fricken thing. She goes into the stall, blows her nose, pees, flushes. Then she blows her nose AGAIN! Then she goes to the sink, washes her hands, blows her nose and then fricken brushes her teeth. This is ALL THE TIME!!!!!!! So, I have to poop. Yes, again I apologize for the TMI but this is ridiculous! She is in there and i look underneath my stall and I see her feet with a gym bag, panty hose package and all types of ****. What the F!!!!???? It's a bathroom! Not a beauty parlor! Plus it's gross to get dolled up in a public rest room. So, I am waiting and waiting. I waited a half an hour!!!!! I really had to go and I couldn't. So I get out and I look at her and give her a NASTY look. I was THIS close to saying 'Um, this isn't a freaking beauty salon and I had the POOP!!!!!!!!'

I hate this lady. I really do. She was putting on her makeup and she had this ho-ish outfit on. She is like 50 and she was wearing something that a 21year old would wear.