Spinoff to yesterday's 'Share' threads

So yesterday we shared wacky stuff about ourselves and our FH's...some of that stuff had me

Anyone want to share the crazy things their coworkers do?

- She cleans her chair every morning with Lysol wipes and then sits on legal pads or magazines because the fabric on the chair is wet. Asked why she does this, and she says 'in case someone sat in the chair overnight'

- If there's a song on the radio that she knows I like, she 'LOUDENS' it for me. She doesn't 'turn it up', she 'LOUDENS' it.

- She shakes out her newspaper and opens and closes her umbrella before leaving for the day. Asked why she does this and she says 'in case roaches or mice have crawled in there' Meanwhile, we've never seen either around here, and I've been here for 4 years.

- One guy here sometimes takes out his dentures...it's become so second nature to all of us that it's like, 'oh yeah, ______ has his teeth out today'

There are so many more things I could write about, but I gotta hear what kind of nuts ya'll work with!

This is a funny one...

-My co-worker eats weird food, like oatmeal with tuna fish or oatmeal with chicken and almonds.

With over 100 ppl in our office, we have tons. I'll try to think of some more.

One of the lawyers we share the suite with always comes and asks to borrow my mom's Law Journal...then he takes it to the bathroom with him

The secretary that sits next to me always warns me...she says 'Oh...that's been to the bathroom, don't touch it.'

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Posted by blessed18

my coworker eats her own hair. gross

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FSD did this, so we cut her hair short enough that she couldn't get it in her mouth. Maybe you can do that to your coworker??

maybe only I think this is a little strange but one of my coworkers eats mcdonalds EVERY SINGLE DAY for lunch...

at an old job, the guy in the cubicle next to me used to cut his nails at his desk... ( i should add that to one of the things that bothers me...) i would get up and go visit a coworker on the other side of the floor... every time I went there they said 'stanley's clipping again isnt he?' lol

my boss falls asleep at his desk all the time...

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Posted by MikesBride2B

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Posted by blessed18

my coworker eats her own hair. gross

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FSD did this, so we cut her hair short enough that she couldn't get it in her mouth. Maybe you can do that to your coworker??

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Good idea..i wont eat around her because i get so disgusted when i see her doing this
how can people eat their own hair??

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Posted by blessed18

my coworker eats her own hair. gross

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a kid in highschool did that!! and floss with it! omg!!

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Posted by Soon2bShea

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Posted by blessed18

my coworker eats her own hair. gross

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a kid in highschool did that!! and floss with it! omg!!

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omg. i just vomitted a little in my mouth

I love this stuff. It's why shows like 'The Office' and movies like 'Office Space' are so relatable.

Here's more from the chicken coop over here:

- A guy here chews on his hand (like, the heel of his palm) when he stresses...THEN HE SNIFFS IT.

- Another guy here always needs to get in the last word of a conversation. Like, if I say 'see ya' after he says 'bye', he'll say 'bye' again. And since part of the reason for my existance is to antagonize people, I repeat 'see ya' to him. It's a never-ending cycle.

- Someone here sets up the bathroom to her liking each morning. Though it's not a private bathroom (ie., multiple stalls instead), she still sets up the counter in this fashion: first, paper towels spread across the counter. Then left to right, blow dryer, flat iron, hair brush, gel and/or spray. Makeup, perfume, then hand sanitizer.

oh man, Kris! u work with some dubious characters!!! I'm dying laughing!

all are pretty normal here, so I dont have anything (tnx God! )

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Posted by regy_k

oh man, Kris! u work with some dubious characters!!! I'm dying laughing!

all are pretty normal here, so I dont have anything (tnx God! )

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You have no idea. I work in the Broadway theatre industry...people are just always a bit extra and overboard in this industry, I think.

I could go on and on and on!

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

I love this stuff. It's why shows like 'The Office' and movies like 'Office Space' are so relatable.

Here's more from the chicken coop over here:

- A guy here chews on his hand (like, the heel of his palm) when he stresses...THEN HE SNIFFS IT.

- Another guy here always needs to get in the last word of a conversation. Like, if I say 'see ya' after he says 'bye', he'll say 'bye' again. And since part of the reason for my existance is to antagonize people, I repeat 'see ya' to him. It's a never-ending cycle.

- Someone here sets up the bathroom to her liking each morning. Though it's not a private bathroom (ie., multiple stalls instead), she still sets up the counter in this fashion: first, paper towels spread across the counter. Then left to right, blow dryer, flat iron, hair brush, gel and/or spray. Makeup, perfume, then hand sanitizer.

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i wish i had a Dwight in this office, i would play practical jokes on him all day.

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Posted by stinenandy2010

this isn't crazy just gross.....so I sit right outside the men's bathroom and everyday between 10:15 and 11am and then again between 2:45 and 3:15, the 'bomber' comes. This guy must literally tear a new ahole everyday. Its disgusting. One day I'm going to get up and sceam to him to use the handicap bathroom at the end of the hall.

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apparently there is such a thing as too much fiber...

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Posted by stinenandy2010

this isn't crazy just gross.....so I sit right outside the men's bathroom and everyday between 10:15 and 11am and then again between 2:45 and 3:15, the 'bomber' comes. This guy must literally tear a new ahole everyday. Its disgusting. One day I'm going to get up and sceam to him to use the handicap bathroom at the end of the hall.

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I am literally LAUGHING OUT LOUD at this one because we have a few violators here too! And they all have nicknames: Torpedo Butt, Bomber (we have one too!), Swamp Butt and our personal favorite....TURD BURGLER.

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

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Posted by stinenandy2010

this isn't crazy just gross.....so I sit right outside the men's bathroom and everyday between 10:15 and 11am and then again between 2:45 and 3:15, the 'bomber' comes. This guy must literally tear a new ahole everyday. Its disgusting. One day I'm going to get up and sceam to him to use the handicap bathroom at the end of the hall.

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I am literally LAUGHING OUT LOUD at this one because we have a few violators here too! And they all have nicknames: Torpedo Butt, Bomber (we have one too!), Swamp Butt and our personal favorite....TURD BURGLER.

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love those names!!!!

i'm just grateful it doesn't smell or at least i can't smell anything.

These are sooooo fun to read:

My co-worker actually pulls out her eye boogies that it looks like polly-o string cheese (nasty) and at least once a day, while we are talking, she'll take a tissue wrap it around her finger and start diggin'...

hahaha im cracking up reading this!!! people are crazy!!!!!


we have someone here that is soooo awkward, that you will sometimes catch him standing in your cube waiting for you to turn around - like he wont knock when he gets there so you turn around, he waits until you hear him- and then it takes him about 15 minutes to ask his question, and then about 20 minutes for him to leave.... AWKWARD.

i have the craziest of all crazies at my job.
-She walks around with a shower cap on (yes a shower cap)
-she swears her cubical is haunted and his name is Todd
-she has set her garbage can on fire to send away the ghost
-she will go around and point at her shoulder and say 'do you see it, the devil is there'
-she will wear her shirts inside out (and when pointed out to her she will say yes I know)
-she will rearange the sitting chairs in the ladies room to face the wall
I can go on and on