So yesterday we shared wacky stuff about ourselves and our FH's...some of that stuff had me
Anyone want to share the crazy things their coworkers do?
- She cleans her chair every morning with Lysol wipes and then sits on legal pads or magazines because the fabric on the chair is wet. Asked why she does this, and she says 'in case someone sat in the chair overnight'
- If there's a song on the radio that she knows I like, she 'LOUDENS' it for me. She doesn't 'turn it up', she 'LOUDENS' it.
- She shakes out her newspaper and opens and closes her umbrella before leaving for the day. Asked why she does this and she says 'in case roaches or mice have crawled in there' Meanwhile, we've never seen either around here, and I've been here for 4 years.
- One guy here sometimes takes out his dentures...it's become so second nature to all of us that it's like, 'oh yeah, ______ has his teeth out today'
There are so many more things I could write about, but I gotta hear what kind of nuts ya'll work with!
Alexandra17
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omg these are great..I can't think of anything that weird about the people I work with... my supervisor pets my hair sometimes..I have curly hair and she said she likes it...well to me, that is strange.
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wow i work with normal ppl i guess the wierdest thing i have seen is my boss clipping his finger nails
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Posted by Future Mrs H
i have the craziest of all crazies at my job. -She walks around with a shower cap on (yes a shower cap) -she swears her cubical is haunted and his name is Todd -she has set her garbage can on fire to send away the ghost -she will go around and point at her shoulder and say 'do you see it, the devil is there' -she will wear her shirts inside out (and when pointed out to her she will say yes I know) -she will rearange the sitting chairs in the ladies room to face the wall I can go on and on
now that is effin scary
i just have the nail cutter/burper/sneeze all over everything and punch holes in the wall when he gets mad guy (of course i sit next him )
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Posted by Future Mrs H
i have the craziest of all crazies at my job. -She walks around with a shower cap on (yes a shower cap) -she swears her cubical is haunted and his name is Todd -she has set her garbage can on fire to send away the ghost -she will go around and point at her shoulder and say 'do you see it, the devil is there' -she will wear her shirts inside out (and when pointed out to her she will say yes I know) -she will rearange the sitting chairs in the ladies room to face the wall I can go on and on
yikes!!
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Posted by Future Mrs H
i have the craziest of all crazies at my job. -She walks around with a shower cap on (yes a shower cap) -she swears her cubical is haunted and his name is Todd -she has set her garbage can on fire to send away the ghost -she will go around and point at her shoulder and say 'do you see it, the devil is there' -she will wear her shirts inside out (and when pointed out to her she will say yes I know) -she will rearange the sitting chairs in the ladies room to face the wall I can go on and on
yikes!!
Yeah she scares the hell out of me. I cant understand why she is still there. i do know its hard to get rid of a civil servant, but come on now!!!!
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FUNNIEST FUNNIEST THREAD EVER! (sorry not screaming!!!)
I dont have time right now too list them all but my fav is the woman who rocks ALL the stuff from the 80s. By far the best is the long denim jacket with the shoulder pads. w t f
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Posted by Future Mrs H
i have the craziest of all crazies at my job. -She walks around with a shower cap on (yes a shower cap) -she swears her cubical is haunted and his name is Todd -she has set her garbage can on fire to send away the ghost -she will go around and point at her shoulder and say 'do you see it, the devil is there' -she will wear her shirts inside out (and when pointed out to her she will say yes I know) -she will rearange the sitting chairs in the ladies room to face the wall I can go on and on
holy mother fer!!!!!
mrsdraskin2009
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Everyone here is pretty normal..
You guys bring the LOLz with the coworkers!
marinai7
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Posted by Future Mrs H
i have the craziest of all crazies at my job. -She walks around with a shower cap on (yes a shower cap) -she swears her cubical is haunted and his name is Todd -she has set her garbage can on fire to send away the ghost -she will go around and point at her shoulder and say 'do you see it, the devil is there' -she will wear her shirts inside out (and when pointed out to her she will say yes I know) -she will rearange the sitting chairs in the ladies room to face the wall I can go on and on
OMG, that is pretty creepy.
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~There is a guy that works at my job who everyday without fail comes and takes the disinfectent wipes, spends 2-4 minutes wiping down the phone and them proceeds to sneeze all over it without covering his mouth.
He's classy
~ One that use to work at my job and scrap the callous off her feet at the desk and then lotion them up
I work in a large company so we get real winners but nobody bets the one that called the union every other day because she 'THOUGHT' someone sat in her chair and used her garbage
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ok we recently had to combine our big corporate office across the hall with the office we use in my department so I had to move out of my own office and move into another office. so now Ihave annoyance all day
- the lady sings to EVERYTHING on the radio with her sqweeky off key voice. even commercials. and she can stop to pick up the phone and get right back into the song
- the other girl in the office makes this weird clicking sound with her tongue when she is working
- she also makes a weird sound when she laughs and wears these ugly coach shoes I just had to add that because they bother me
- the one who sings has xmas gifts from an office manager from 3 years ago.
- we have a roamer who doesnt sit still all day she is up and down the hall.
yeah can you tell I get annoyed at work LOL
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UGH... my co-workers aren't so much weird as they are annoying... I have two co-workers who clock watch like crazy. And then if I am more than 2 minutes late I get the cold shoulder for the rest of the day. One woman burps and farts in her office ALL FRIGGIN DAY and I can hear it from my desk and then she says 'oh my! excuse me!' after each time... it is disgusting... I have another co-worker that flirts with every male employee that comes to her desk... there is more but I get annoyed talking about them...