SPINOFF: What's the lamest pickup line you've ever gotten?

marymoon Posted: Jul 23, 2004 10:37 PM

SPINOFF: What's the lamest pickup line you've ever gotten?

Ok, so I have a funny story. I'll tell you a tamer one first

We're walking out of school in HS and this guy is whizzing by on a bike he stops SHORT in front of me (I thought he was gonna flip over the handle bars) turns to me and says 'Damn, baby! Good things do come in small, beautiful packages'! (I'm 5'2)

And here's the real kicker

I was waiting on line in McDonald's one day and this bum comes up to me and asks me for change. I just gave home what I had in my pocket, hoping hed go away. He goes as if he's going to walk away and then turns bac to me and says 'Do you want to go out some time?' and I'm totally shocked and I'm like 'I don't think my boyfriend would like that.' And he goes 'Oh, is he white?' and I say 'yes' and he umm. looks down and says 'Once you go black, you never go back!'

Okay...wow!

Ask me for ten cents and then ask me out? WHAT? And then make lewd gestures...hmmm...

Summer05 Posted: Jul 23, 2004 11:45 PM

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bxgell2 Posted: Jul 24, 2004 10:07 AM

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I've got the BEST!

I used to go swing dancing with my brother at this place in philly that offered lessons and had swing bands play every week... so one week we head over... in the lesson they put the men on one side and the women on the other (very traditional swing dancing theme)... the instructor asks the men to each go to the other side and ask a lady to dance... so this little critter who is seriously shorter than me (and I'm 5'4, mind you) comes RUNNING over to ask me to dance for the lesson, and I relent.... but after the lesson, my brother and I went upstairs to listen to the swing band... my brother starts dancing with some chick, and I literally hang in the corner because I busted my knee earlier that day from running...

So, I'm standing in the corner just watching the scene when all of a sudden I feel someone grab my hand and start dragging me to the dance floor... none other than little critter... and take a WILD guess what he whispered in my ear... yup...

'Nobody puts baby in the corner....'

Come on now! Men are NOT supposed to know the lines to dirty dancing!!!!

matron Posted: Jul 24, 2004 10:09 AM

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Posted by bxgell2

I've got the BEST!

I used to go swing dancing with my brother at this place in philly that offered lessons and had swing bands play every week... so one week we head over... in the lesson they put the men on one side and the women on the other (very traditional swing dancing theme)... the instructor asks the men to each go to the other side and ask a lady to dance... so this little critter who is seriously shorter than me (and I'm 5'4, mind you) comes RUNNING over to ask me to dance for the lesson, and I relent.... but after the lesson, my brother and I went upstairs to listen to the swing band... my brother starts dancing with some chick, and I literally hang in the corner because I busted my knee earlier that day from running...

So, I'm standing in the corner just watching the scene when all of a sudden I feel someone grab my hand and start dragging me to the dance floor... none other than little critter... and take a WILD guess what he whispered in my ear... yup...

'Nobody puts baby in the corner....'

Come on now! Men are NOT supposed to know the lines to dirty dancing!!!!

This story never gets old!

beachgirl13 Posted: Jul 24, 2004 10:48 AM

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In FI, a guy said to me...'You've got a nice backyard.'

ewwwwwww

prncssrachel Posted: Jul 24, 2004 10:50 AM

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No pick-up lines that are worth repeating, but I get a lot of, 'WHOAH! Nice T!Ts!' Always the charmers, aren't they?

HearzBellz Posted: Jul 24, 2004 01:01 PM

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I guess they were lame sorts of 'lines', but when I had my pick-up truck soooooo many guys wuld say thing like...'lemme show you how to handle that thing'......or, 'you need a man to take that much power.'

Ugh, as if!!

(Meanwhile, I used to race for $$$, so I'm sure 90% of those guys could not show me anything )

ETA: one time this guy was like...'wow your boyfriend is nice for letting you drive his truck'...so I'm like...'it's not my boyfriends, it's mine'....so he's like....'are you a (very bad word used in substitute of lesbian ' so I'm like....'No'....and then he asked me if I wanted to meet him for coffee

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palebride Posted: Jul 24, 2004 01:08 PM

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i was in a bar with a friend and this guy came over to us, and said 'did it hurt?'

so we're all confused, look at each other, look back at him and ask 'huh?'

So he asks again 'did it hurt?'

So we look at him again, getting annoyed and say 'huh?' again

So he says.....'when you fell from the heavens? Did it hurt?'

i don't know how we didn't fall off the bar stools laughing at him!!!

HearzBellz Posted: Jul 24, 2004 01:09 PM

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Posted by palebride

i was in a bar with a friend and this guy came over to us, and said 'did it hurt?'

so we're all confused, look at each other, look back at him and ask 'huh?'

So he asks again 'did it hurt?'

So we look at him again, getting annoyed and say 'huh?' again

So he says.....'when you fell from the heavens? Did it hurt?'

i don't know how we didn't fall off the bar stools laughing at him!!!

lorimari Posted: Jul 24, 2004 01:24 PM

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I've got 2 that stick out....

1. Some guy comes up to me and says 'how much does a polar bear weigh?' I'm like I don't know why....he goes......get this.........
'Enough to break the ice..........'

Now for my all time favorite - so sad......

2. Another guy at a bar comes up to me and says is your father a terrorist - ummm, no why - he goes 'Cause baby you're da bomb'

elyssa222 Posted: Jul 24, 2004 04:37 PM

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i think I got the cheesiest line ever!!!

i had a guy come up to me and say ' Baby, if you were a tear in my eye I wouldnt cry for fear of losing you'

it was difficult to control the laughter after that line

Val R. Posted: Jul 24, 2004 04:41 PM

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I had a guy say 'Hey, my name is Billy M****, wanna make out?'

'Well, not thanks, my boyfriend wouldn't be too happy about that!!'

'Well then let's at least see what's under the hood!!'
AS HE LIFTS UP MY SHIRT!!!!

(We were like 19 & 20 years old at the time & this guy was a friend of my sisters!!! Nice friend!!!!)

LIJuneBride Posted: Jul 24, 2004 07:54 PM

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Can I borrow a quarter? I promised my mother I'd call her when I met the woman of my dreams.

Another guy asked me 'Do you know the guy on Everybody Loves Raymond? I'm his brother.'

KathleenG Posted: Jul 24, 2004 08:36 PM

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I have gotten the whole 'Can I borrow a quarter?' nonsense as well. I also had a guy at a bar tell me after all of five minutes that he could not wait to um, perform a certain 'act' on me!! What a dog!!!

Butterflybride Posted: Jul 24, 2004 08:40 PM

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Oh lord....here's a classy one:

'Nice shoes, wanna F*ck?'

And no, I'm not kidding you....

marymoon Posted: Jul 25, 2004 09:17 AM

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I've used 'Nice shoes...' but only as a joke, to someone I alredy know...

OMG about the
'no one puts baby in a corner' I would have laughed so hard in his face. Unless he looked like patrick swayze, than maybe we could have worked something out!

HearzBellz Posted: Jul 26, 2004 11:51 AM

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Posted by Butterflybride

Oh lord....here's a classy one:

'Nice shoes, wanna F*ck?'

And no, I'm not kidding you....

oh my...that's hilarious..........

I worry about a man who notices shoes

Kriss2c Posted: Jul 26, 2004 12:01 PM

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I got two REALLY bad ones.

Married? Wanna be?

and then:

Sex with me is very good.

The worst part is they actually sat around to think about these things and this is the best they came up with.

Donna Posted: Jul 26, 2004 12:02 PM

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Thanks for sharing your stories - I think the lamest I got was the guy that wanted to know the names of my parents so he could thank them for having such a beautiful daughter.

nylisa Posted: Jul 26, 2004 12:08 PM

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I have a bunch of them:
'Baby, you have more legs then a bucket of chicken'

'You have a mirror'
If I answered 'Yes'
He would say 'Gooc, because I can see myself in your pants'

'Tonight there will be no stars in the sky because they are in your eyes'

I also have gotten the quarter pick up line used on me too.

Where do they come up with these??