SPINOFF: What's the lamest pickup line you've ever gotten?

Ok, so I have a funny story. I'll tell you a tamer one first

We're walking out of school in HS and this guy is whizzing by on a bike he stops SHORT in front of me (I thought he was gonna flip over the handle bars) turns to me and says 'Damn, baby! Good things do come in small, beautiful packages'! (I'm 5'2)

And here's the real kicker

I was waiting on line in McDonald's one day and this bum comes up to me and asks me for change. I just gave home what I had in my pocket, hoping hed go away. He goes as if he's going to walk away and then turns bac to me and says 'Do you want to go out some time?' and I'm totally shocked and I'm like 'I don't think my boyfriend would like that.' And he goes 'Oh, is he white?' and I say 'yes' and he umm. looks down and says 'Once you go black, you never go back!'

Okay...wow!

Ask me for ten cents and then ask me out? WHAT? And then make lewd gestures...hmmm...