'Dear Lord baby Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell.' - Talladega Nights
Love the Dear Lord baby Jesus!!!
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ooooo kelly clarkson!!! - 40 yr old virgin
i had to
Soon2BeMrs
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True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
old school
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Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do? Cab Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.
Soon2BeMrs
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Beanie: Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man; you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart man.
LuvMyAlfonse
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I love this post! I'm a genious!!!!
And San Diego is Spanish for A Whale's Vagina!
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Frank: I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time. College Student: A big day? Doing what? Frank: Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
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Posted by Soon2BeMrs
Frank: I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time. College Student: A big day? Doing what? Frank: Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
MY FH always quotes that when we do wedding stuff!!!!
LuvMyAlfonse
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HOT ROUTE!!!! HOT ROUTE!!!!
I don't know what that means......
Soon2BeMrs
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dont know if this is 'funny' but i love it
.Hard to breathe, feels like floating So full of love , my heart's e x p l o d i n g Mouth is dry, hands are shaking My heart is yours, for the taking Acting weird, not myself Dancing around, like the Keebler elf Finally time, for this poor shlub. To know how it feels, to fall in lub . -Mr. Deeds.
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That movie was just on cable the other night, I kept missing it!!!!
LuvMyAlfonse
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come on lady!!! keep posting quotes!!! play the change the word game with me!!!!!
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I used to like to play with my Ken and Barbie dolls. Ken was my favorite. Then one Christmas I got them a camper and all they wanted to do was hang out in it by themselves. So I wasn't too upset when they took that wrong turn and went over the cliff. -My Girl.
