STOLEN! 2011 BOARDS- WORST DATE?

hmmmmm

i was in my early 20's some fcuktard made a comment about my grey hair !!!!!!!!!!

took his asss to a titybar where my sis worked at the time to get free drinks. got a lap dance then left his asss there. lol

guess its not the worst by its pretty funny to me.lol

I went to hang out with a guy I was dating sort of...we went to the chinese buffet then we went back to his house at 8pm and he wanted to go to bed (it was a Saturday night).

I left and stopped seeing him altogether after that....freakin lame-o.

ok - so I went on a kinda blind date with this guy that I met once 3 years before the date (when I met him he was cute and had a hat on). . . . so 3 years later my friend sets me up with him - he comes to pick me up and I was liked - is this the same guy he was 50lbs heaver and bald and he gave me 2 doz red roses. . . . I was like dude this is the first date. . . . .

Anyway he talked me to dinner and was kinda cool but every time I asked him a question he would turn it back to me and never answer anything. . . . After dinner I wanted to get out of the date and he tells me that he has to pick up his checks at his 2 jobs do I mind . . . I was like I guessss not so we go and pick up his money and he tells me to come in with him and he introduces me as his GF to everyone, then the next place we go and I told him that I would stay in the car. . . . . He wanted to make one more stop he is a volunteer fireman and he takes me to the fire house and introduces me to all of these fire men - and I just wanted to get the hell out of there - so I told him I felt sick and had to get home b4 I puked on him

It was a date from HELL - and the next day he wrote me a poem about what a great date he had


Sorry so long

Not mine, but it happened to a friend.

This guy (let's call him Guy) was at a bar with a bunch of friends and went home with the drunkest thing you could imagine. I mean, this girl would've slept with a cucumber that night. Guy wanted to get some (he was a virgin) so he went to her place. He left his car at the bar and drove hers back to her place. The rest, we heard in a story a few nights later.

Guy -- I went into her room and she took her top off and I started going like this (now you have to imagine someone juggling boobs).
Me -- You did WHAT????? (he continues the obscene gesture) Ok, what happened?
Guy -- Well, she started crying and told me to leave.
Me -- Really? She was ready to sleep with anyone.
Guy -- She had me take a cab and wait outside for it. But, I was waiting, so I walked around the side of her house and watched her cry.
Me -- You stood outside of her window and watched her cry? You're a creeper.
Guy -- I was waiting for the cab!
Me -- Creeper.
Guy -- I called her the next day to demand cab money. She shouldn't have kicked me out.
Me -- Maybe you shouldn't have juggled her breasts and watched her cry through her window at 3am in her backyard creeper.

went on a date w/a personal trainer...hottie yes.. but TOOOOL

took me out to dinn.. i ordered and he was shocked that i was going to eat past 8... he thought we were just getting apps.

anyway we then went to a lounge... he went to the men's room and i started dozing off... he was TAHT boring... the bartender woke me up and i said oh crap... i gtg.. pls tell this guy i'm really tired

@marie

that was sooooo fcukin funny to read

OMG FH went on a date with some girl years ago ... it was a blind date - FH's friend set them up and said they were a 'perfect match'

the girl didn't know which pizza she wanted to order ... she said she was in the mood for either a mushroom slice, or a plain slice ... after about 5 minutes, she said 'no, i think i'll have the plain ... i don't feel like eating meat today'

(yes, she thought mushrooms were meat!!!)

when FH dropped her back off at her house, he called his friend and asked what makes them a 'perfect match' ... the friend said 'you're both jewish!' ... FH wanted to kill the friend



oh, and there was A LOT more horror but i figured i'd keep it short-ish

Worst date had to be the following, and it wasn't really a date IMO, but anyway..

A guy who I was friendly with throughout high school (he went to a different school though) was kind of a concert buddy of mine. We weren't super close friends, but we went to a lot of shows together and as far as I was concerned, it was a completely platonic relationship.

So he gets really excited about scoring 5th row tickets to a concert we both wanted to go to (Chris Cornell!). We go to the show and afterward we're just walking around and talking about music and he goes to hold my hand...I was like 'what's going on?' and took my hand away...he was all 'I wanted to know if you want to be my girlfriend.'

I felt so sad...because he was a supercool guy and we always had a lot of fun, but I just didn't like him like that.

Our friendship dissolved about a year later...it just couldn't happen anymore, we weren't on the same page anymore.

Awkward thing is, I ran into him at shows every now and then for a few years.

i think im going to list the jrkofffss i went on a date with..

1- nice greek boy.. drove out to queens from jersey to go for coffee. SICK dresser... pulls up in his bmw.. TWEEETY BIRD matts. TWEETY BIRD air freshner.. i go 'so uhm, is this your sisters car?' he goes.. no , its mine. im like ok.. i guess u like tweety? he then rolls up his pants and shows me his tweety bird TATTOO above his knee. yea he was like 28.

2-HOT guy.. show off to the extremeeee.. we go to a cafe to eat (BYZANTIOSSS WA WA! lol) and he hands over his CC to pay... they didnt accept cc's..so i had to pay.. NO PRoBLEM! til i spoke to his boy a few days later.. the d-bag does this to EVERY GIRL!! he takes them there and does the whole cc routine so he gets a free meal.

3- met some guy offline.. he picked me up with his friends.. i was like 17? went to a bar..guy kept going to the bathroom. so i was curious.. i stood by the door. he was dealing coke. I demanded he take me home without giving him a reason why. i was soo scared

omg omg i forgot!!!

i went to a house party once and i met some guy. i didnt even plan on going.. but i was out with my friend and i got a flat.. so i called my friend that lived nearby to help me. he was out in levitown.. drove allt he way to QUEEENS to help me. so i ended up driving out there tot he party. the following week we hung out as a group at the guys house.. and his friends ended up leaving. i stayed. we were making out.. and then he proceedes to take his pants off. i told him if thats what he thinks is gonna happen, hes got the wrong girl.. he got so ANGRY hes g oes 'ur seriosuly turning away my c****?!' he was shocked. im like ok TIME FOR ME TO LEAVE!!!!!!!

i didnt know how to get back home but i fkn ran out soo fast and ended up getting lost. our mutual friend still hasnt stopped apologizing .. and its been 8 yrs

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Posted by grkbarbie


2-HOT guy.. show off to the extremeeee.. we go to a cafe to eat (BYZANTIOSSS WA WA! lol) and he hands over his CC to pay... they didnt accept cc's..so i had to pay.. NO PRoBLEM! til i spoke to his boy a few days later.. the d-bag does this to EVERY GIRL!! he takes them there and does the whole cc routine so he gets a free meal.

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People DO sh!t like this?! That's INSANE!

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Posted by grkbarbie

i think im going to list the jrkofffss i went on a date with..

1- nice greek boy.. drove out to queens from jersey to go for coffee. SICK dresser... pulls up in his bmw.. TWEEETY BIRD matts. TWEETY BIRD air freshner.. i go 'so uhm, is this your sisters car?' he goes.. no , its mine. im like ok.. i guess u like tweety? he then rolls up his pants and shows me his tweety bird TATTOO above his knee. yea he was like 28.

2-HOT guy.. show off to the extremeeee.. we go to a cafe to eat (BYZANTIOSSS WA WA! lol) and he hands over his CC to pay... they didnt accept cc's..so i had to pay.. NO PRoBLEM! til i spoke to his boy a few days later.. the d-bag does this to EVERY GIRL!! he takes them there and does the whole cc routine so he gets a free meal.

3- met some guy offline.. he picked me up with his friends.. i was like 17? went to a bar..guy kept going to the bathroom. so i was curious.. i stood by the door. he was dealing coke. I demanded he take me home without giving him a reason why. i was soo scared

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@ 'is this your sisters car'

mine I think borders on an attack LMAO!

this guy I met while walking home, he was reallly cute, we started talking and he was very nice. so I gave him my #.
he started calling me from that nite on asking each day why cant we meet on that day. I told him I have school and work so I can only do weekend. - I should've known this will suk
fine, the weekend rolls around and he picks me up. from the 1st moment I got into the car he was trying to impress but in a super pathetic way.
he decided to take me to a beach and just look at the sea and talk and then go for drinks. sounds nice, right? WRONG! we were sitting there for like 10 mins when he pops a cig into his mouth, lights up and starts choking on it - he didnt smoke
then when that didnt work, he jumped me and started 'kissing' me - I think he was trying to swallow me! I can only compare that kissing to being attacked by a shark

I made him take me home right after that.
this date lasted 45 mins - WITH driving

I've had a ton of crazy dates but will tell FH's stories first....

FH met a girl at a party and they made plans to go to an Italian restaurant in Woodside (where he worked) the following week but he was very drunk and forgot what they talked about. He called her to confirm that they were going out and she said, 'my grandma is really excited.' He had no idea what that meant but was too embarrassed to ask b/c he had been so drunk.

FH picks girl up and she says, 'Okay, grandma Gertie lives at so-and so.' He soon realized that when he told her at the party that he worked in Woodside, she had told him that her grandma lived there. So he thinks he must have said that there is this great italian restaurant there and that she should take her grandmother. Somehow he instead ended up saying he'd take her AND her grandma.

So FH went on a first date with a girl and her grandmother AND her walker. Funnier was they went out another time because apparently she (the granddaughter ) was hot.

Oh the best part, FH told me this story ON OUR FIRST DATE!

Worst date ever!
i had just broke up with my ex-husband and my friend (now ex-friend) set me up with tthis guy. So we go the the beach at Coney Island. After about 2 hrs he mentioned about going for something to eat. So we stop by his apt so he can change but then he said I know of a great greek place around the corner I will run out and get something to eat for us and while I am gone you CAN CLEAN MY HOUSE!!!!!!! he leaves I call my BF screaming you have to come and get me now that crazy guy wants be to clean his house!! But I had no idea where I was. I start looking for his mail to find an address and he comes home. So I quick hang up with BF. He brings back a salad- 1 salad to split!! I am trying to figure out how to get out of there when BF call me and says where are you ? you were supposed to babysit for me? OMG I totally forgot!!! So I tell crazy guy I forgot Iwas supposedto babysit and I had to go home. His response was- Thats a shame I had a great night planed out we were goingto get pizza have a bottle of wine and who knows what would have happened.!!!!!
He called me the next week wanting to see me again- I made believe I had no idea who he was and hung up!!

Celia I think u take the cake!

clean his apt????????????? WHAT?????????

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Posted by Future Mrs H
He called me the next week wanting to see me again- I made believe I had no idea who he was and hung up!!

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