STOLEN FROM 08 - ...YoUr WoRsT DaTe...

Post your worst date... If you read the 08ers, they have some really good ones! It will keep you all entertained fore a while

Mine probably would be...

The night of thanksgiving my dumb asss is 'on rebound' and i decide to go over to a guys house who'd id been chattin with online for a lil while... I was probably i dunno 16 at the time...

So I go over to his house and we're kissin and he thinks its gonna go further than that so hes tryin to convince me that I want to touch his weiner... he breaks it out and everything and I'm just like ummm no thats quite ok... he put up a stink for a while about it... But i was able to get away from him, dunno how...

Now heres where the real stupidity comes in... you would think that any normal person would never see this kid again.... NOPE not meeeee .... I go out with him AGAIN, this time he picks me up... we end up kissin in his car, and once again hes PISSED that i dont want his **** anywhere near me, demands that I give him some or I get the fcuk out.... But at least he was a gentleman enough to drive my dumb asss home...

OK, that was a good one mazz... my worst one isn't quite as good.... and i don't want to say too much about it because it might offend some people.... but when i was in college, i had to change dorm rooms once and there wasn't many people around to help. it was just my friend and i. so a guy comes up and starts helping us.... doesn't saying anything, just starts grabbing things and carrying them to my room. when he started talking, it turned out that he stuttered really badly and i couldn't figure out what the heck he was saying. i eventually figured out that he wanted to take me out, and i felt so guilty for using him to move my stuff that i agreed to go get lunch at a diner. ALL THROUGH LUNCH, his stutter was confusing the S H I T out of me and at certain points i just wanted to grab him and say 'SPIT IT OUT ALREADY'. at the end of the date, i had to pay for myself

worst date i could think of was with this guy i met online before FH... i drove out to LI to meet up at his house (we were going to the movies or so i thought) so he said ok the movie doesnt start for about an hour wanna just chill here before, so i said ok...hes like wanna drink, i said sure...so he brings over a bottle of grey goose (not what i had in mind) so he pours drinks and obv i took one sip and thats it...so we are sitting there watching Cape Fear barely talking and then guess what happens next....................he effin fell asleep !!! i couldnt wait to get out of thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...i knew from the moment i met him i was not going to like him

OH MY GOD! WE DATED THE SAME GUY! Ha ha

I am at some bar and this really hot guy, who i know(deep down inside) is way out of my league! He kept trying to talk to me all night, so i finally gave in. Now i did not date a lot, i actually hate dates! I think they are so awkward! I usually have them meet me at a bar, and so on. So The guy keeps calling, and i blow him off three times! Not one, not two, but three! I finally give in and say ok...

Well...he picks me up in his fancy car, i think it was like an audi or acura. He is dressed to the nines, and so am i. I figured we were going to go out to dinner, and maybe to a lounge or something. Well we are on 495 and he keeps driving, driving, driving. I keep quiet figuring is was taking me into the city. Well he says, my grandmother is in florida and she has this great apartment in queens, or brooklyn, wherever it was and says we are going to get a movie and watch it there. Well, we get to blockbuster, he picks out a movie, and some candy and walks to pay for it. Never asking me if i liked the movie, or if i wanted anything.I play along...

Well ladies let me tell you about this apartment....ever smell an old peoples home, yea! Well that was smell of this GREAT apartment! The furniture was ancient! This lady had to be dead and left hime the apartment, it hadnt been clean in years! So mind you, i am in a dress, and its white.....so i dont want to ruin my dress and get it dirty by sitting on the couch. I get a chair, wipe it down and sit on it. He sits on the couch. He tells me to come over, so i do finally and we start the movie. He immediatly starts to kiss me, and pulls his thingy out and says kiss this now! DUDE! I swear! The best thing i could come up with is, its to small for me to do that, now come on! This jerk then starts to tell me how stupid i was for ever thinking he would buy me dinner, and spend money on someone like me! I was shocked! I tell him to drive me home or i am calling the cops and telling them you threatened my life with your peni*. So it is dead silent on the way home till he starts telling me how stupid i was to even think he would like me and next time i shouldnt go on a date unless im going to put out! I text some of my guy friends and tell them i am on the way home with this guy who threw his thing on my lap and they freaked out. Well when Mr. Wonderful pulled up to my house, he got his! I dont think he is going to have many kids in the future!

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Posted by Future Pepper

OK, that was a good one mazz... my worst one isn't quite as good.... and i don't want to say too much about it because it might offend some people.... but when i was in college, i had to change dorm rooms once and there wasn't many people around to help. it was just my friend and i. so a guy comes up and starts helping us.... doesn't saying anything, just starts grabbing things and carrying them to my room. when he started talking, it turned out that he stuttered really badly and i couldn't figure out what the heck he was saying. i eventually figured out that he wanted to take me out, and i felt so guilty for using him to move my stuff that i agreed to go get lunch at a diner. ALL THROUGH LUNCH, his stutter was confusing the S H I T out of me and at certain points i just wanted to grab him and say 'SPIT IT OUT ALREADY'. at the end of the date, i had to pay for myself

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So i guess its common for guys to whip em out and expect we're gonna do something with it... And u made me relive the moment b/c his too was tiny and i remember him playin with it in front of me like that was gonna convince me that i too needed to touch it

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Posted by FuTuRe MrS MaZz

So i guess its common for guys to whip em out and expect we're gonna do something with it... And u made me relive the moment b/c his too was tiny and i remember him playin with it in front of me like that was gonna convince me that i too needed to touch it

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holy shiatza.....this is freakin funny! Like its going to grow right in front of your eyes! Whats the name of those plants...

CHIA PET!

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Posted by Future Pepper

OK, that was a good one mazz... my worst one isn't quite as good.... and i don't want to say too much about it because it might offend some people.... but when i was in college, i had to change dorm rooms once and there wasn't many people around to help. it was just my friend and i. so a guy comes up and starts helping us.... doesn't saying anything, just starts grabbing things and carrying them to my room. when he started talking, it turned out that he stuttered really badly and i couldn't figure out what the heck he was saying. i eventually figured out that he wanted to take me out, and i felt so guilty for using him to move my stuff that i agreed to go get lunch at a diner. ALL THROUGH LUNCH, his stutter was confusing the S H I T out of me and at certain points i just wanted to grab him and say 'SPIT IT OUT ALREADY'. at the end of the date, i had to pay for myself

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was his name Greg Debold???

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Posted by cammolax23

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Posted by Future Pepper

OK, that was a good one mazz... my worst one isn't quite as good.... and i don't want to say too much about it because it might offend some people.... but when i was in college, i had to change dorm rooms once and there wasn't many people around to help. it was just my friend and i. so a guy comes up and starts helping us.... doesn't saying anything, just starts grabbing things and carrying them to my room. when he started talking, it turned out that he stuttered really badly and i couldn't figure out what the heck he was saying. i eventually figured out that he wanted to take me out, and i felt so guilty for using him to move my stuff that i agreed to go get lunch at a diner. ALL THROUGH LUNCH, his stutter was confusing the S H I T out of me and at certain points i just wanted to grab him and say 'SPIT IT OUT ALREADY'. at the end of the date, i had to pay for myself

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was his name Greg Debold???

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NO but i can't say his name because some Postie's might actually remember him hahahaha

OMG, Mazz that story reminds me of something that happened to me. I was hanging out with a 'friend' and he whipped it out!!! We weren't even making out or anything. I don't think I gave him any reason to believe that whipping out his penis was a good idea. I busted out of there so fast. It was so weird. I was dating FH at the time, too and he knew that!

ooh ooh i have one
So i dated this guy in high school ... he wanted to take me out for my bday and i was like ok.....

We went to the seafood place in port Jeff it's an italian place now but anyway i got salmon
I love salmon......i love all fish so we finish dinner and then we go back to his house....well on the ride home i start to feel crampy...not auntflo crampy but blaoted crampy! well now i know fish gives me GAS. So we are watching a movie at his house and i kept getting up and going to the bathroom to fart. ..there was no air freshner so i busted out the warm vanilla sugar spray from bath and body and just sprayed.....

well after getting up a gazillion times and totally interrupting the movie he was like do you want me to take you home....i was like YES please!
He was like good cause my house smells like someone SH** on christmas cookies!

I was so embarrassed didn't talk the whole way home and never spoke to him again!

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Posted by tinadansr

ooh ooh i have one
So i dated this guy in high school ... he wanted to take me out for my bday and i was like ok.....

We went to the seafood place in port Jeff it's an italian place now but anyway i got salmon
I love salmon......i love all fish so we finish dinner and then we go back to his house....well on the ride home i start to feel crampy...not auntflo crampy but blaoted crampy! well now i know fish gives me GAS. So we are watching a movie at his house and i kept getting up and going to the bathroom to fart. ..there was no air freshner so i busted out the warm vanilla sugar spray from bath and body and just sprayed.....

well after getting up a gazillion times and totally interrupting the movie he was like do you want me to take you home....i was like YES please!
He was like good cause my house smells like someone SH** on christmas cookies!

I was so embarrassed didn't talk the whole way home and never spoke to him again!

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oh wow, thats so funny!

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Posted by tinadansr

ooh ooh i have one
So i dated this guy in high school ... he wanted to take me out for my bday and i was like ok.....

We went to the seafood place in port Jeff it's an italian place now but anyway i got salmon
I love salmon......i love all fish so we finish dinner and then we go back to his house....well on the ride home i start to feel crampy...not auntflo crampy but blaoted crampy! well now i know fish gives me GAS. So we are watching a movie at his house and i kept getting up and going to the bathroom to fart. ..there was no air freshner so i busted out the warm vanilla sugar spray from bath and body and just sprayed.....

well after getting up a gazillion times and totally interrupting the movie he was like do you want me to take you home....i was like YES please!
He was like good cause my house smells like someone SH** on christmas cookies!

I was so embarrassed didn't talk the whole way home and never spoke to him again!

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OMFG. that was the best thing i've heard all day.

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Posted by tinadansr

ooh ooh i have one
So i dated this guy in high school ... he wanted to take me out for my bday and i was like ok.....

We went to the seafood place in port Jeff it's an italian place now but anyway i got salmon
I love salmon......i love all fish so we finish dinner and then we go back to his house....well on the ride home i start to feel crampy...not auntflo crampy but blaoted crampy! well now i know fish gives me GAS. So we are watching a movie at his house and i kept getting up and going to the bathroom to fart. ..there was no air freshner so i busted out the warm vanilla sugar spray from bath and body and just sprayed.....

well after getting up a gazillion times and totally interrupting the movie he was like do you want me to take you home....i was like YES please!
He was like good cause my house smells like someone SH** on christmas cookies!

I was so embarrassed didn't talk the whole way home and never spoke to him again!

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tinaaa!!!!! you dirty bird you!

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Posted by Cacarina

OMG, Mazz that story reminds me of something that happened to me. I was hanging out with a 'friend' and he whipped it out!!! We weren't even making out or anything. I don't think I gave him any reason to believe that whipping out his penis was a good idea. I busted out of there so fast. It was so weird. I was dating FH at the time, too and he knew that!

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he was a freshman when i was a junior ( oh it was interestedin ( i graduated 2003) he was DEFINATLY special!!!
he was trying to date my roomate and she was dating this kid on the baseball team.. greg kept thinking they were together and he was like NO Im NOT your GF, im TIMS gf.. i will never BE your GF so stop thinking im your GF!!! I think that is the worst date!!

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Posted by tinadansr

ooh ooh i have one
So i dated this guy in high school ... he wanted to take me out for my bday and i was like ok.....

We went to the seafood place in port Jeff it's an italian place now but anyway i got salmon
I love salmon......i love all fish so we finish dinner and then we go back to his house....well on the ride home i start to feel crampy...not auntflo crampy but blaoted crampy! well now i know fish gives me GAS. So we are watching a movie at his house and i kept getting up and going to the bathroom to fart. ..there was no air freshner so i busted out the warm vanilla sugar spray from bath and body and just sprayed.....

well after getting up a gazillion times and totally interrupting the movie he was like do you want me to take you home....i was like YES please!
He was like good cause my house smells like someone SH** on christmas cookies!

I was so embarrassed didn't talk the whole way home and never spoke to him again!

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sh*t out christmas cookies!!! I dont know who is going to top this one!!!

this girl i used to be friends with set me up with someone from work after a bad break-up of mine. we went on this weird triple date to a really crappy restaurant in coram; i totally wasn't feeling him at all, but i had bad boy syndrome all my life, so i was trying to make myself like this n i c e guy. we all end up at this bar and he's going on and on about his sister, which was a little bizarre, and i couldn't pay attention to what he was saying, so i kept having to give these half-*** answers to cover up the fact that i had spaced. so, stupidly, i accept a second date (still haven't kissed him, but talked on the phone once). we go mini-golfing, it's totally awkward, and at the end of the night, he tries to kiss me.
i stopped him.
he cried.
i hastily excused myself from his car.
we never spoke again.