STOLEN FROM 08 - ...YoUr WoRsT DaTe...

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Posted by cammolax23

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Posted by tinadansr

ooh ooh i have one
So i dated this guy in high school ... he wanted to take me out for my bday and i was like ok.....

We went to the seafood place in port Jeff it's an italian place now but anyway i got salmon
I love salmon......i love all fish so we finish dinner and then we go back to his house....well on the ride home i start to feel crampy...not auntflo crampy but blaoted crampy! well now i know fish gives me GAS. So we are watching a movie at his house and i kept getting up and going to the bathroom to fart. ..there was no air freshner so i busted out the warm vanilla sugar spray from bath and body and just sprayed.....

well after getting up a gazillion times and totally interrupting the movie he was like do you want me to take you home....i was like YES please!
He was like good cause my house smells like someone SH** on christmas cookies!

I was so embarrassed didn't talk the whole way home and never spoke to him again!

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sh*t out christmas cookies!!! I dont know who is going to top this one!!!

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i agree

Ok so I dont really have a really really bad one, but here is one of my friends bad dates...

I was trashed and I saw this cute bouncer at a bar and I called him over and introduced him to my friend. He was nice and good looking and got my friends name and number, etc.

He calls her the next day and asks her out on a date. He says he wants to take her into the city for the day and go shopping and get dinner. He said he cannot afford much so asked if she could pay her own way.

Against her better judgment she goes and he starts to tell him how he is an ex meth addict who was dishonorably discharged from the military who is pending a divorce from his 'wife.' (He got married in order for his friend to get health benefits, but she found someone she wants to get married to so now he is going through a divorce.) He also spent time in military jail bc they found out that he was buying meth from some guys in Mexico when he was stationed in California. Oh yea and by the way at the time he was only 22 but I guess its true what they say about meth aging you since we thought he was in his late 20's early 30's.

My second date with this one guy goes like this:

Were having a great time, in a resturant, we really clicked right away...

'You know **** I am really having such a great time'
'You know I was just gona say that... and its like, weve known eachother for a lon time'
'Yeah. i know'
'You know, I had an ideal girl in my head and in you walked'
'Aww...**** thank you'
(At this point im in my glory)
'No really. My plan was to be married by the time im 27'
'Wait, how old are you'
'Im 26'

Lets just say, i thought he was a odd ball told him i didnt want dessert and never spoke to him again!!!!

HHMMMM which one do I choose.
Ok so of course I tried doing the online thing several times, go figure I met FH at the bar I always went to .
One guy I met and didnt look like the guy in the pic so the whole time I wanted to leave and tried so many things to give him the hint I want to go home. He was such a geek, anyway, after the movie he goes to take me home and is just sitting in his car and I'm like OK put the car in drive and lets get out of here. No he trys to make small talk, nervous as hell and kisses me!!! The worst kiss ever!!!!
A few days before I met Fh I went out on 2 dates from guys online. One put me up on a pedistal before he even really knew me and was rummbling on the whole night and sweating. I was like never again. The next one was another that didnt look like his pics, short as hell and I could tell he knew I wanted to leave. We didnt have much to talk about and didnt finish eating and he asked if I wanted to go home....YES!!!
Funny thing he took me to the bar I always went to the night before I met FH. Let me tell you after meeting FH the next night, at the same bar, I was soooo happy and little did I know it was the end of a bad date week and the last worst date.....forever!!!

I was kind of seeing this guy in college off and on who lived in the city. He was a total a$$, Mr. Macho Frat Guy and all that. Anyway he invited me into the city to his apt for a 'party' so my friend and I go since he said he was going to hook her up with one of his friends. Well we get there and there are like 4 guys there and us two girls and thats it .We are all sitting in the living room doing nothing for like an hour and one of the guys says 'So when are you girls going to get it on?' We were like 'WHAAAA?' Apparently the guy I was seeing told his friends that me and my friend were freaky and going to hook up in front of all these guys. Um yeah, needless to say we hauled *** out of there. I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt and invited him over the next weekend and he was such a lame *** that when my dad came upstairs from the basement to introduce himself, this guy HID IN THE CLOSET so he wouldnt have to meet my dad!!! W-T-F!!!
Anyway, that was the end of that jerk!! Boys are just so dumb sometimes!

my worst date was actually every date i went on with this kid...umm i went out with this boy for a couple of months and i thought i was in love..i dont know why b/c he never took me out or bought me anything, all he would want to do was go down to the docks (by CLM...visual for the CLM girls) and do it! i wasnt into that and he never did his part in getting the job done...glad thats over.


its not nearly as good as pooping out christmas cookies (!)

Um yeah. Let me just put this in bullet form

-went on a blind date (spoke on the phone the night before)
-said he could sing like justin timberlake
-said he looked all buff and cute
-said he was a Firefighter

I was 19 what the hell did I know??

-WASNT buff and cute-was BALD and FAT
-seriously looked like he was 40
-took me to the most dead part of the beach at night (i felt like i was on a date with a pedophile)
-started to sing-seriously was tone deaf
-Did Elmo impersonations (w t f)
-oh yeah and he WASNT a firefighter-he worked in a bagel store.
Hello and goodbye.

ETA: wore a mobster looking shirt like what Tony Soprano was notorious for and decked out in gold jewelry-so not my type.

I was going on a blind date with this guy a few years ago. I saw his picture, but it was sort of from a distance and I couldn't really make out what he looked like (eh -- there is usually a reason for this!). So I get the restaurant and at first I see a really cute guy waiting outside, so I am like wow, so lucky! But it wasn't him. I go into the restaurant and this guy is sitting at the table already. He is fat and sort of greasy looking. When he ate, he sprayed crumbs EVERYWHERE. And then he started to tell me some stories that could have been interpreted as racist... oh boy. He paid though for dinner, and asked if I wanted to get drinks. There was a classy bar next to the restaurant so I suggested we go there (I was going to be nice and stay for one drink, then pull the 'oh gee it is so late, must go home' bit). We get into the bar, get a seat, and he immediately starts griping about how
fancy and expensive the bar is. I get a regular drink and he orders a wine cooler -- like a high school girl! After a few minutes of painful awkward conversation I get up to use the restroom and to plan to make my escape. When I come back he is talking to the two guys at the table next to us because it turns out he went to camp with them or something. Well, both of these guys are well employed and good looking, and very gentlemanly... which comes in handy, because a few minutes after that this guy realizes he has to catch his train back to NJ (seriously, there will be more than one train) and just gets up to leave. Doesn't offer to catch me a cab or walk me to a subway or something. He just leaves me sitting in a bar with these random 2 guys! So they are nice and offer to walk me back to the subway because this guy was a jerk.

And then LATER, at home, I get an email from him about what a GREAT time we had and I am so special. I ignore it. The next day I get another email about how rude I was to DITCH him in the bar by talking to the 2 guys that HE introduced me to, that had the courtesy to walk me back to the subway after HE ran out to catch his train!

Oh, there are other bad dates too. Like the guy who wouldn't talk, or the guy that made me walk for 20 minutes in 0 degree weather to go to some generic mexican restaurant because he was too cheap to get a taxi. Or the guy that showed up for the date with his head shaved with stitches because earlier that day he bashed his head (just cancel the date, I would have understood!).