STOLEN from Janie's myspace bulletin

but I am posting b/c it's TOO FUNNY...and it made my day (so far)

Ok,go to the Google search engine (or whatever you use) and type in your name and the word 'needs' after it, e.g. 'John needs'. Write down the description of the first website that appears.

Jessica needs to rethink her position on doing adult films...

um, ok. so, I should definitely do this +10 thing then....

I like yours

Lauren Needs Attention

Awesome- I did Naunie needs, and it brought me back here

Awww Naunie needs hugs

And it was Suz's Borat obsession post.

Christine needs only to cough or sneeze and she could have a brain hemorrhage ... Christine needs something more than just fast sex and a roll in ...

Kathleen needs to talk to people she trusts for reassurance that things will turn out great on the day.

I also typed SuperKat needs and it brought me back an old NWR post of mine.

I looked up my screen name -- the first match is to this thread:
Admit it!!! You watch Flavor of Love!

It is a blog titled Suz Needs:



Suz needs him alive in order to spread the secret word of rebellion (oh i do like rebellion)

......suz needs to do her exercises to tame yonder master (dunno who yonder master is but god knows she needs to do her excerises. whatever they are)

Suz needs to take care of Suz. Please remember it is OK to be protective of yourself. (Yay! ok then)

Suz needs to get laid. GIT-R-DONE!' ... quote:

Tara needs to keep her clothes on.
Beans needs help.

Someone already did this for me too!! A Cindy Swanson. This is all hers, I left as is.

Not surprisingly, it seems most of the 'Cindy needs' on Google's list actually pertain to peace activist Cindy Sheehan. But here goes, anyhoo:

1. Cindy needs a camper van to use at Camp Casey.--Oooh-kay.

2. Cindy needs your help.--Yes, I probably could use your help for something. But this is another appeal for Cindy Sheehan, this time at democrats.com.

3. Cindy needs to rub some good lotion...OK, this one scares me a little bit, but it could be harmless. I do love lotion, and in the fall and winter months, I really can't live without it. My favorite right now? Healing Garden Lavender Therapy.

4. Cindy needs photo support.--Again referring to the ubiquitous Sheehan. But I do need support whenever I get my picture taken...especially when I hate the way I look in them!

5. Cindy needs some good ol' Texas hospitality such as some poison oak... Oops, apparently some people don't like Cindy Sheehan. The Texas hospitality I've always received has been nothing but the nicest!

6. Cindy needs to look at possible Kevlar mesh/cloth for chimney sulfide collection as well as animal collection...Finally, something NOT about Cindy Sheehan...but I haven't the foggiest idea what it IS about.

Well, I could go on, but obviously the Cindy of the moment on the Internet right now is still Cindy Sheehan. But just to let you know there are OTHER Cindys out there:

Cindy Crawford


Cindy Margolis


Cindy Williams


and last, but not least....
Cindy Brady


She missed the 2nd one:
Cindy needs a tall, cold glass of STFU

ETA: Kevin needs your money

I got.............


Kerie needs to keep 'em coming!

and

Kerie needs a nap.

Another Tricia already did this and got this list:

1.Tricia needs affection, stability and devotion, not charm and empty words. Tricia needs help, needs therapy, not the electric chair.

2.Tricia needs constant assistance to meet her personal care needs like dressing,toileting, bathing and eating.

3.Tricia needs to apoligies for being mean to us.
(sounds like someone we know! )

4.tricia needs a nappie, tricia needs a nappie.

5.Know the campaign needs the money, but Tricia needs some clothes.

6.Confidently Tricia conquers the dog walk. Descending the A-frame, Tricia needs to
hit the contact zone. After exiting the tunnel, Tricia sails over a bar jump.

When I do greenfreak needs, I get:

'Greenfreak needs to have a house full of children, so she can appreciate being alone.'

That's actually someone addressing me from years ago on another message board.

Hollie needs to Holla! Yeppi Christmas beautiful!

Hollie needs to put on some muscle, get a few more post moves and develop a 'don't mess with me, b!tch' attitude.

When I typed in hmpena it brought me to Nancy's post the other day about changing her name.

Leslie needs to be dealt with.

Leslie needs to find a place in Paula's life where she does in fact have commitment.

Leslie needs rides for her medical visits and to pick up glasses, etc. She really appreciates the rides and the companionship.

Leslie’s ministry to young women has blossomed since the release of Authentic Beauty – her best-selling book for teen and college-age girls about becoming set-apart for Christ.

(That LAST one is DEAD ON!!!)