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STOLEN from Janie's myspace bulletin

Original post by JessicaM.

but I am posting b/c it's TOO FUNNY...and it made my day (so far)

Ok,go to the Google search engine (or whatever you use) and type in your name and the word 'needs' after it, e.g. 'John needs'. Write down the description of the first website that appears.

Jessica needs to rethink her position on doing adult films...

um, ok. so, I should definitely do this +10 thing then....

lipglossjunky73 Posted:

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This is really freaky:

Liza needs to be with her daughter, at home.
evnme Posted:

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i found these on a blog website

Marnie needs a loving, caring home as soon as possible.
2. Marnie needs to be extremely careful. 3. Marnie needs an exorcisim.
4. Marnie needs to be fired

ETA: i found some more

5. Mark represents the “male lack” that Marnie needs according to Freudian theory.

6. Marnie needs to report caseload and student status as of. December 1, 2006.
ali120206 Posted:

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Alison needs males...

BKtoLI Posted:

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First website was about how there are no websites with the name Janna. Ironic.

However the 3rd website had:

Janna needs a date to the prom. (How did they know?)

Other weird things that came up:

Janna needs to add drop box procedures to the binder

Janna needs to know how many heart attack patients to bring (???)

My BM has better ones than me:

Andrew needs to take his pants off because he has a very nice azzz (actually he does)

Andrew needs all the prayers he can get

Andrew needs sleep, badly

Andrew needs to get his fix

Andrew needs to get hogtied for this!! (my personal fav)
Kris516 Posted:

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Perfect:

All Kris needs now is Best Actress award and she’d have done it all ...


Preshy7 Posted:

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Melissa needs to board the blob ship that is hovering overhead

Mel needs a damn good fuk

missy needs her medicine no no no no missy needs her lover back




MrsD06 Posted:

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ok, the 1st website was actually someone's blog posting what they found when they tried typing in 'Leah needs' so I guess they did the legwork for me...please note, you may want to try 'YOUR NAME likes' (see below!)

Leah needs more DOMESTIC wine
Leah needs to go to bed
Leah needs to shed the pounds and the sooner the better
Princess Leah needs saving
Leah needs to finish the leaders contact sheet and get it to Benj, who can send
out an email
Leah needs donations for that operation she has been saving up for.....that stick in her butt definately needs to come out.
Leah needs lots of play, social time with other dogs (either in a multi-dog
household, dog park or doggie day care), supervised exercise in a fenced yard...

What about 'Leah likes':

Leah likes puddles a lot.
Leah likes outdoor sex.
Leah likes to go hiking and canoeing in good weather, machine quilting by touch for indoors, and cooking all year long.
vita930 Posted:

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London Lesbian & Gay Film Festival - Films - Anita Needs Me

Anita Needs Me. showing as part of the programme In Lust We Trust: 8mm Films by the Kuchar Brothers: 2. - To view screenings times and make a booking, ...
www.llgff.org.uk/films_details.php?FilmID=433 - 18k - Cached - Similar pages

or this one.....my life must be realy messed up...booze & porn.....

Anita Needs Another Drink on Flickr - Photo Sharing!Anita Needs Another Drink.
butterfly20 Posted:

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first one is a girl who was actually talking on her blog about how she did this ...


I was going to do the work on the 'needs meme' myself, but when I googled 'Emily needs' I found another Emily had already done it for me!
Dom n Nic Posted:

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nicole needs:
nicole needs a boob job
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

dont believe me goole it lmaooooooo
beautyq115 Posted:

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Yahoo: Kathleen needs children


Google...

Kathleen needs to talk to people she trusts for reassurance that things will turn out great on the day
lipglossjunky73 Posted:

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I did it again on Yahoo - no Liza needs, but these came up...

Liza feels bad about lying to her mom, but tries to put it out of her mind

Love Liza needs more than mood on its side



Have some sex with old Liza. Liza needs the boom-boom
Dolce19 Posted:

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Kim needs: a new guinea pig.

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