Strange Sex Laws.
STRANGE SEX LAWS
In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.
In Texas, sixteen-year old divorced girls are prohibited from talking
about sex during high school extracurricular activities.
Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two
people having sex in a car.
In Massachusetts taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the
front seat of their taxi during their shifts.
In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in
a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has
curtains.
Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the
horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a
Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.
If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having
sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two
minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.
In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex
without a permit.
A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city
streets.
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the
city's airport property.
Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish
their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet
between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the
floor between the beds.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck
driver inside a tollbooth.
Anyone convicted of naked sunbathing, even if given a suspended
sentence, must still be registered as a convicted sexual offender
wherever they live.
Louisiana law prohibits couples who are shopping for a new bed from
putting it to the 'ultimate test' -- in other words, from trying it out
by making love on it, or even simulating this activity.
North Carolina forbids sex outside of marriage, or 'fornication', but
the girlfriend as well as the man would have to be prosecuted.
Florida deals with its prostitution problem by giving prostitutes
spending money, a five-year banishment, and a bus ticket out of town.
Anti-kissing statutes exist protecting the platforms at train stations,
bus terminals, and other transportation hubs.
Women are prohibited by law in some jurisdictions from addressing male
strangers as 'honey', 'sweetie', or 'darlin', and from patting or
pinching the butt of strange men.
Dead people can procreate with whomever they choose; if the man wills
his frozen sperm to his girlfriend, the wife has no claim.
In Texas it's legal for a chicken to have sex with you, but it's illegal
to reciprocate.
An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from
having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in-meat freezer.
In Winnipeg, it is against the law to go naked in your own home if you
leave the blinds up.
In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.
In Texas, sixteen-year old divorced girls are prohibited from talking
about sex during high school extracurricular activities.
Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two
people having sex in a car.
In Massachusetts taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the
front seat of their taxi during their shifts.
In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in
a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has
curtains.
Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the
horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a
Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.
If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having
sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two
minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.
In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex
without a permit.
A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city
streets.
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the
city's airport property.
Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish
their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet
between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the
floor between the beds.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck
driver inside a tollbooth.
Anyone convicted of naked sunbathing, even if given a suspended
sentence, must still be registered as a convicted sexual offender
wherever they live.
Louisiana law prohibits couples who are shopping for a new bed from
putting it to the 'ultimate test' -- in other words, from trying it out
by making love on it, or even simulating this activity.
North Carolina forbids sex outside of marriage, or 'fornication', but
the girlfriend as well as the man would have to be prosecuted.
Florida deals with its prostitution problem by giving prostitutes
spending money, a five-year banishment, and a bus ticket out of town.
Anti-kissing statutes exist protecting the platforms at train stations,
bus terminals, and other transportation hubs.
Women are prohibited by law in some jurisdictions from addressing male
strangers as 'honey', 'sweetie', or 'darlin', and from patting or
pinching the butt of strange men.
Dead people can procreate with whomever they choose; if the man wills
his frozen sperm to his girlfriend, the wife has no claim.
In Texas it's legal for a chicken to have sex with you, but it's illegal
to reciprocate.
An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from
having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in-meat freezer.
In Winnipeg, it is against the law to go naked in your own home if you
leave the blinds up.
