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Stupid Car Accident!!

Original post by MonkeyLuv

So I'm tooling home on the 135, gettin' my game face on for some baking. Traffic slows down and I come to a stop. I glance in my rearview mirror and see that the person behind me has also come to a stop. Next thing I know... WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM!

Some toolbox rear-ended the car behind me, which then hit me, causing me to hit the woman in front of me!! So now my front bumper is cracked and the headlight is loose and I've got scratches (whatever) on my rear bumper! When the police got there, the toolbox said 'Well I was coming to a stop and then all of a sudden I hit something!' Yeah, it's a called a car! And then he was sort of snotting about how his car is brand new and he has to get it fixed. Well Mr Toolbox, had you learned how to operate the BRAKE PEDAL, perhaps we could have all avoided standing out in the cold and dark on the 135 during rush hour. Just a thought.

The woman in front of me was very nice and the guy behind me was very nice (and a tall drink of water at that) so it wasn't awful. But i'd like to kick that stupid toolbox right in his stupid head.

The end.
PrincessConsuela Posted:

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omg are you okay. well at least you werent the last car in that accident they usually accuse the last person for those type of accidents. that sux
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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So I reported it and blah blah blah make-a-claim cakes. I'm getting an estimate Saturday. The nice lady at Geico said 'It looks like it's that toolbox's fault.' Well she didn't say 'toolbox', but wouldn't it have beeen AWESOME if she did? I'll know more in a few days.

Maybe I should sue Mr. Toolbox for $15K... the exact amount of my wedding budget!

When I saw FH last night I said 'Oh, about the accident, did I tell you--' he snapped 'Yeah, I know, everyone was very nice and one of the guys was really cute.'

I totally should have fainted in his arms!
PrincessConsuela Posted:

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you mean you did not get the info from the hottie. well about the accident of course. yeah right!

usuk2004 Posted:

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You know, I've noticed that the term 'cakes' has begun to pepper your posts (ha! I like that 'pepper your posts' - sorry, just cracked myself up)

Anyway, last night I was watching CSI Miami (which I have a very strange addiction to, not regular CSI, just CSI Miami) anyway, they had some rapper guy almost get shot and they had him in for questioning. Callie came in with some bit of extremely important evidence ( ) and when she walked out the guy said 'Nice cakes' I've been using it as a term of endearment for DH's a$$ (with a obligatory squeeze, of course) for the last 24 hours...

He doesn't especially like it, but, well who cares!!
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Nice Cakes!!

Princess... I know his name, that he's from Wantagh and H-O-T-T hot! Isn't that enough?!
PrincessConsuela Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

Nice Cakes!!

Princess... I know his name, that he's from Wantagh and H-O-T-T hot! Isn't that enough?!




I guess i forgot you were engaged. oh well
Whats his name????
just kidding
Kriss2c Posted:

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Glad to hear that you are alright.

Sassyz75 Posted:

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Thank god you are OK.

People on 135 drive like crap- lots of tailgating, etc.

My mom got hit REALLY bad on 135- and it was a hit and run.
jcdesignz Posted:

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OMG

I think i saw you guys on the side of the 135 last night - there was like 4 cars pulled over and a cop --- causing all sorts of traffic lol......

im trying to remember excatly where it was - im thinking between bethpage state parkway and hempstead tpke?

was this you?
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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It was around 5:30... we were right before exit 9, plainview rd.... did you see the cute guy!?

Oh and we were southbound
jcdesignz Posted:

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yup - that was you guys... i think i might have noticed the cute guy - did he have a leather jacket on?

i relaly just saw the group of you guys huddled behind the first car with the cop -

well im glad that you guys are all ok...

and of course that you got to spend some time with the hot guy
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Yay! That was us! We're famous! Hmm, no the cute guy was just in a suit, but he was super tall... Mr. Toolbox had on a long leather jacket, but he was bald... and not in the hot-jean-luc-picard-or-ed-harris way. I was the short, tiny one in black.


P.S. it was freaking cold out there!
usuk2004 Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

.. and not in the hot-jean-luc-picard-or-ed-harris way.



I read an article on Jackson Pollock the other day and have not been able to get Ed Harris out of my head since...it wasn't even about Ed Harris as Jackson Pollock - it didn't even mention Ed Harris!

I just love him!!!! I don't know why I have strange crushes on slightly strange-looking older men, I jsut do!!!!!
ambersmom Posted:

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I'm so sorry Monkey that toolbox inconvenienced you and the rest of the group last night. Thankfully no one was hurt!
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Posted by usuk2004
I don't know why I have strange crushes on slightly strange-looking older men, I jsut do!!!!!



because they don't expect good bedroom technique... they appreciate it.

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