Sunny Day Sweepin' the clouds away On my way to where the air is sweet
that effing song has been stuck in my head for THREE days!
anyway-- some funnies:
-
Today, the girl of my dreams handed me a heart shaped card. On the front, it reads 'You + me ='. I open up the card and read the word 'NOTHING!'. FML
-
Today, I was feeling down about my weight and the size of my butt, so I put on my favourite pair of jeans that make me feel attractive. As soon as I got them on and sat down, they ripped. FML
-
Today, my boyfriend told me that he HAD to cheat, because otherwise his penis would have fallen off from lack of use. He then tried to refer me to a doctor who would support this theory. The 'doctor' was my brother, dressed up in a lab coat and false moustache. FML
-
anyway-- some funnies:
-
Today, the girl of my dreams handed me a heart shaped card. On the front, it reads 'You + me ='. I open up the card and read the word 'NOTHING!'. FML
-
Today, I was feeling down about my weight and the size of my butt, so I put on my favourite pair of jeans that make me feel attractive. As soon as I got them on and sat down, they ripped. FML
-
Today, my boyfriend told me that he HAD to cheat, because otherwise his penis would have fallen off from lack of use. He then tried to refer me to a doctor who would support this theory. The 'doctor' was my brother, dressed up in a lab coat and false moustache. FML
-
