Suzanner...

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Posted by JJC

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Posted by MrsList09

Can we assemble all of your posts and publish it in a book? Then you could add commentary after your wedding day.

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OMG YEA! It would be like on SATC when Carrie had some of her columns made into a book! Ok now for the title...we gotta somehow come up with something witty that involves sausage...

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Posted by JJC

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Oh my GOD- this is absolutely the GREATEST wedding picture of all time.

The best part MAY be the lights on the back wall, all Hello Kitty style.

I don't even know what to say about these people, except that her dress is atrocious, he is barely a man, and they look very happy.

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Posted by KittyGags

My lunch was cheese too! I went to Artisinal! MMMMMMMMM CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESE

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Artisinal!! MMMMM!!!!!!!

That sounds a lot better than my cheese.

Sweaty cheese in a ziploc.

I mean, come on. Is this really what it's come to for me?

Anyone know those crackers- you know, the nuclear orange ones with the peanut butter in them? I think they're called Toast-Chee?

I would massacre a baby seal for a toast-chee right now, and I wouldn't even feel bad about it. And then I'd save the baby seal meat for tomorrow, when I'm back on the atkins and hating myself for eating the toast-chee.

And I'd eat the baby seal meat with sweaty cheese and water.

Gag.

Again, sorry Veggie Bride.