suzanner aka sausage lover
Suzanner! How is the Atkins going??????
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suzanner aka sausage lover
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i dont want to out her or anything...but i think she was drinking at the TWOTY afterparty...maybe it was just diet cokes???
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you can drink on atkins, as long as it's liquor that is clear (aka vodka) and doesn't have many carbs :O)
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I forgot she was going to the afterparty ![]()
I wanted to meet her! FH and I got there early and nothing was really going on so we went up to our room.
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Oh my god, I have been totally outed to the media. First of all, thanks for the post! I have been having a really bad time, dietarity. Let me explain.
Apparently, what's been happening is that I have had a strange reaction to the current diet. Since I have stopped eating sugar and carbs, I'm never hungry. It's a strange and unfamiliar phenomenon. I have no desire to eat. Now, when something happens in nature that seems to completely defy explanation, what do we do?
Trap it and kill it, so we can examine it.
Since I am too smart to set a trap for myself (except, of course, the 'clothes pile' trap I unwittingly set for myself, causing me to both trip and fall, and to lose my car keys underneath), and at least want to see what I get off my registry before I should die, I am dispensing with the first two steps and simply 'examining' the causes for what's going on.
I think that my lack of hunger is a combination of panic, shame, and a level blood sugar level. In reality, I have no idea what it means to be 'hungry'. I have enough fat reserves to make it across the Sahara and back- I pack my fat in humps on my back like the dromedary camel, so I can use it when I need it.
So anyway, when the new year came, I was all gung-ho on the atkins. I officially started on the 2nd, and haven't cheated yet -
EXCEPT for the TWOTY after party, where I had....
Two diet cokes.
I KNOW I shouldn't have had them, but I was really wanting something sweet, so I figured, that was the best way to go.
That's SOOOO funny that I was outed! I feel like I was caught on TMZ canoodling with drinks!!!
ANYway, so since the 2nd, I have lost 21 lbs. However, I have stopped losing the past two weeks, and it's because I can't eat. I have NO appetite. I am subsisting on an egg for breakfast, a bite of something for lunch, and an atkins candy for lunch.
Okay. I KNOW I'm doing it wrong. I KNOW I am slowing down my metabolism and stopping myself from losing weight. But for some reason, I'm just not hungry. Except some nights, which, of course, is the best time.
so this is how it's been going. I go one day, and barely eat anything. Then the next day I force msyelf to eat more. Because my metabolism is so shot from the prior day, then I gain a pound from eating what I'm SUPPOSED to be eating. THEN I freak that I gained a pound, and stop eating again. So I'm stuck in a vicious cycle with my metabolism.
So the short answer is, it's going poorly.
The wierd thing is, I DO feel like I'm losing weight. But I'm clearly not.
so now I'm starting again in earnest. I'm really going to do this, and eat what I'm supposed to. I know my mind is just playing with me- I don't know if it's panic at the upcoming wedding, disgust with my planet sized a$$, or what, but for some reason, my mind is telling me I'm not hungry, and my mouth is not following.
Hey, mind-mouth combination, where have you bastards been for the last 36 years, motherf$*#ers?
I'm giving it and myself one more week. then I'm making the move to low cal/low fat.
I will also say, though, that I have moved on from the sausage (don't weep for sausage- I will find and love him again), and now am onto a new obsession:
buffalo wings.
I am Wingmaster. I was knee-deep in wing sauce last night, and, ironically, ate them during the Biggest Loser. Of course, they had a whole section on the show about how buffalo wings are *****.
I let the sound of chewing drown out the sounds of Bob.
By the way, anyone see Bob in his bedazzled workout shorts yesterday? Masculine!!!
So, thanks for asking!!!! How are YOU doing? Better than me, I hope!!
And Sora777- we all have to set up a new GTG really soon! I'm thinking about going to the one on the 8th. I'm trying to see if I can make it. Try to come!
Apparently, what's been happening is that I have had a strange reaction to the current diet. Since I have stopped eating sugar and carbs, I'm never hungry. It's a strange and unfamiliar phenomenon. I have no desire to eat. Now, when something happens in nature that seems to completely defy explanation, what do we do?
Trap it and kill it, so we can examine it.
Since I am too smart to set a trap for myself (except, of course, the 'clothes pile' trap I unwittingly set for myself, causing me to both trip and fall, and to lose my car keys underneath), and at least want to see what I get off my registry before I should die, I am dispensing with the first two steps and simply 'examining' the causes for what's going on.
I think that my lack of hunger is a combination of panic, shame, and a level blood sugar level. In reality, I have no idea what it means to be 'hungry'. I have enough fat reserves to make it across the Sahara and back- I pack my fat in humps on my back like the dromedary camel, so I can use it when I need it.
So anyway, when the new year came, I was all gung-ho on the atkins. I officially started on the 2nd, and haven't cheated yet -
EXCEPT for the TWOTY after party, where I had....
Two diet cokes.
I KNOW I shouldn't have had them, but I was really wanting something sweet, so I figured, that was the best way to go.
That's SOOOO funny that I was outed! I feel like I was caught on TMZ canoodling with drinks!!!
ANYway, so since the 2nd, I have lost 21 lbs. However, I have stopped losing the past two weeks, and it's because I can't eat. I have NO appetite. I am subsisting on an egg for breakfast, a bite of something for lunch, and an atkins candy for lunch.
Okay. I KNOW I'm doing it wrong. I KNOW I am slowing down my metabolism and stopping myself from losing weight. But for some reason, I'm just not hungry. Except some nights, which, of course, is the best time.
so this is how it's been going. I go one day, and barely eat anything. Then the next day I force msyelf to eat more. Because my metabolism is so shot from the prior day, then I gain a pound from eating what I'm SUPPOSED to be eating. THEN I freak that I gained a pound, and stop eating again. So I'm stuck in a vicious cycle with my metabolism.
So the short answer is, it's going poorly.
The wierd thing is, I DO feel like I'm losing weight. But I'm clearly not.
so now I'm starting again in earnest. I'm really going to do this, and eat what I'm supposed to. I know my mind is just playing with me- I don't know if it's panic at the upcoming wedding, disgust with my planet sized a$$, or what, but for some reason, my mind is telling me I'm not hungry, and my mouth is not following.
Hey, mind-mouth combination, where have you bastards been for the last 36 years, motherf$*#ers?
I'm giving it and myself one more week. then I'm making the move to low cal/low fat.
I will also say, though, that I have moved on from the sausage (don't weep for sausage- I will find and love him again), and now am onto a new obsession:
buffalo wings.
I am Wingmaster. I was knee-deep in wing sauce last night, and, ironically, ate them during the Biggest Loser. Of course, they had a whole section on the show about how buffalo wings are *****.
I let the sound of chewing drown out the sounds of Bob.
By the way, anyone see Bob in his bedazzled workout shorts yesterday? Masculine!!!
So, thanks for asking!!!! How are YOU doing? Better than me, I hope!!
And Sora777- we all have to set up a new GTG really soon! I'm thinking about going to the one on the 8th. I'm trying to see if I can make it. Try to come!
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lolol, i know i alwaysss say it, but ur freaken hysterical!!!
congrats on losing weight, but be carefullll!!!!!!! maybe u should just do the low cal diet u mentioned.
congrats on losing weight, but be carefullll!!!!!!! maybe u should just do the low cal diet u mentioned.
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Thanks so much tdiff!! I have to do something different, because it's around lunchtime, and I know I should be eating something, but I just have no desire to.
I also think it has a lot to do with the fact that i know I'm limited to eggs, cheese, and meat. Those foods are making me sick right now.
And to be COMPLETELY honest, hunger notwithstanding, if someone put a pizza in front of me right now, I'd house that bi+ch. Or a bagel. I could eat 15 bagels.
wait....I just realized what I want.
Grands biscuits.
Okay, this diet is over.
I also think it has a lot to do with the fact that i know I'm limited to eggs, cheese, and meat. Those foods are making me sick right now.
And to be COMPLETELY honest, hunger notwithstanding, if someone put a pizza in front of me right now, I'd house that bi+ch. Or a bagel. I could eat 15 bagels.
wait....I just realized what I want.
Grands biscuits.
Okay, this diet is over.
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hahahha... i was making fun of bob yesterday too with his sparkly shorts...
my mom still swears he's straight..
i think she's on the crack pipe !
my mom still swears he's straight..
i think she's on the crack pipe !
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haha i love wings too!!!!! with a nice bleu cheese sista!!
Don't give up. I remember when I did it I hit a plateau for awhile where i didn't really lose weight, but it looked like I was losing weight (make sense>?) You still have to eat though. I know it's easier said than done. I didn;'t really have much of an appetite before I started this diet, so it's hard for me too. I gained 50lb between 2007 and 2008 because I was on Prednisone for my Lupus, and when I stopped taking it the weight never came off, and with the fact that I wasn't really eating much, that made my metabolism non-existant. I'm losing weight now though, which is good. And, I have a little more energy than a slug, so that's progress ;O)
I love how Danielle outed you lol!!! She TOTALLY did it TMZ style lol that was great!!! She keeps a little spy camera in that fanny pack, so don't be suprised if pics leak later in the week!
I have to check my TIVO and watch Bob now!!!! I really love him!!!!!! Did you see the episode where he was screaming like a girl who had her spanx stolen????? it was a MOMENT!!
Don't give up. I remember when I did it I hit a plateau for awhile where i didn't really lose weight, but it looked like I was losing weight (make sense>?) You still have to eat though. I know it's easier said than done. I didn;'t really have much of an appetite before I started this diet, so it's hard for me too. I gained 50lb between 2007 and 2008 because I was on Prednisone for my Lupus, and when I stopped taking it the weight never came off, and with the fact that I wasn't really eating much, that made my metabolism non-existant. I'm losing weight now though, which is good. And, I have a little more energy than a slug, so that's progress ;O)
I love how Danielle outed you lol!!! She TOTALLY did it TMZ style lol that was great!!! She keeps a little spy camera in that fanny pack, so don't be suprised if pics leak later in the week!
I have to check my TIVO and watch Bob now!!!! I really love him!!!!!! Did you see the episode where he was screaming like a girl who had her spanx stolen????? it was a MOMENT!!
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You arent hungry beacause you cut out sugar from your life... when you dont eat sugar...you curb your appetite.. so you eat less
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Posted by KimiDanny1010
hahahha... i was making fun of bob yesterday too with his sparkly shorts...
my mom still swears he's straight..
i think she's on the crack pipe !
omg!! she thinks he's straight????? we need to have an intervention with her!
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First of all, KimiDanny- that was so wrong. I LOVE IT!!![]()
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I will use that in the future. My mom's on the crack pipe. That's a gem!
And FutureMrs.C, I'm sorry to hear about the Lupus! I know that's a hell of a thing to deal with. And F that prednisone. I know a few people who had to deal with it, and the way it blows you up is just merciless. Sometimes, I just don't get the way the world works.
And what's pathetic is that I have NEVER had a nonexistent appetite. I just have never been hungry, because I've never stopped eating long enough to know what real hunger feels like. I'm not even kidding about this. Now, I just don't really have one. But that's just not working for me. I have to get on it. But I also DO have so much more energy! That's a great side-effect. And congrats on losing weight!! That's great! Thanks for keeping me motivated, as well.
And note to Danielle- if I see ONE picture of me on this site with bacon hanging off of my face, and with dressing on my shirt, because it WAS there, I will be mortified.
And FutureMrs.C, I'm sorry to hear about the Lupus! I know that's a hell of a thing to deal with. And F that prednisone. I know a few people who had to deal with it, and the way it blows you up is just merciless. Sometimes, I just don't get the way the world works.
And what's pathetic is that I have NEVER had a nonexistent appetite. I just have never been hungry, because I've never stopped eating long enough to know what real hunger feels like. I'm not even kidding about this. Now, I just don't really have one. But that's just not working for me. I have to get on it. But I also DO have so much more energy! That's a great side-effect. And congrats on losing weight!! That's great! Thanks for keeping me motivated, as well.
And note to Danielle- if I see ONE picture of me on this site with bacon hanging off of my face, and with dressing on my shirt, because it WAS there, I will be mortified.
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Bob's pants were riiiiiiidiculous, FH noticed it right away and was like, 'WHAT. Is. He Wearing.'
FH and I were ROLLING on the floor. And then my cell starts ringing, and I ignored it as usual, and then my HOME phone starts ringing, and I ignore that too. And then I hear my friend on my machine saying 'Do you SEE bob's PANTS??? Is it me, or are they bedazzled???'
That outfit was a travesty, and just seeing it made me want to kill him with a piece of Extra gum. And then eat cake.
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And note to Danielle- if I see ONE picture of me on this site with bacon hanging off of my face, and with dressing on my shirt, because it WAS there, I will be mortified.
the fanny pack doesnt keep secrets!
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Bob's pants were riiiiiiidiculous, FH noticed it right away and was like, 'WHAT. Is. He Wearing.'
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FH and I were ROLLING on the floor. And then my cell starts ringing, and I ignored it as usual, and then my HOME phone starts ringing, and I ignore that too. And then I hear my friend on my machine saying 'Do you SEE bob's PANTS??? Is it me, or are they bedazzled???'
That outfit was a travesty, and just seeing it made me want to kill him with a piece of Extra gum. And then eat cake.
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They HAVE to get over it with the Extra.
How about Jillian last night - MY favorite is Peppermint!
How about you shove it, Jillian. And the best thing is, I just read this whole thing about how sugarless gum is HORRIBLE for you, and it's full of chemicals. And this is a health show?
And by the way, yes I WAS surprised, because I thought that gum came from some tropical gum plant, and they just flavored it.
Does this sound ridiculous? I am loathe to admit, it's completely true.
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How about Jillian last night - MY favorite is Peppermint!
How about you shove it, Jillian. And the best thing is, I just read this whole thing about how sugarless gum is HORRIBLE for you, and it's full of chemicals. And this is a health show?
And by the way, yes I WAS surprised, because I thought that gum came from some tropical gum plant, and they just flavored it.
Does this sound ridiculous? I am loathe to admit, it's completely true.
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ok that's it!! I'm watching it right now loL!
