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SWR: Funny LIW FM

Original post by Toucan311

Sometimes I forgot that a lot of people do not get my sense of humor.

A girl sends me an FM on here that says, 'I know your MOH, Kristy. I went to HS w/her. How is she?!'

I replied 'She's good! Shes a huge whore now and has a whole bunch of STD's!' (not the save the date kind...)

She wrote back 'oh my god thats awful! How is she doing??' LOLOLOL I told Kristy and she was peeing in her pants that now ppl from her HS probably think she has a variety of diseases.
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kerri.....like my avatar?

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God I hate that song, now it'll be in my head all freakin day.
Toucan311 Posted:

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I get angry when I'm not invited to outings, even if herpes is being spread.

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yelley77 Posted:

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LMAO!!!

that is freakin HYSTERICAL
JTsGal829 Posted:

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you are too funny!!!
SAMORY Posted:

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU R 2 MUCH

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Sometimes I forgot that a lot of people do not get my sense of humor.

A girl sends me an FM on here that says, 'I know your MOH, Kristy. I went to HS w/her. How is she?!'

I replied 'She's good! Shes a huge whore now and has a whole bunch of STD's!' (not the save the date kind...)

She wrote back 'oh my god thats awful! How is she doing??' LOLOLOL I told Kristy and she was peeing in her pants that now ppl from her HS probably think she has a variety of diseases.



LMAO!!!!!! People can be so dense!!! I do hope her STD's clear up though.....Totally off topic but I've missed you buddy! I haven't been on in a while but now I'm back in action! Beach Orgy?
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Sometimes I forgot that a lot of people do not get my sense of humor.

A girl sends me an FM on here that says, 'I know your MOH, Kristy. I went to HS w/her. How is she?!'

I replied 'She's good! Shes a huge whore now and has a whole bunch of STD's!' (not the save the date kind...)

She wrote back 'oh my god thats awful! How is she doing??' LOLOLOL I told Kristy and she was peeing in her pants that now ppl from her HS probably think she has a variety of diseases.



LMAO!!!!!! People can be so dense!!! I do hope her STD's clear up though.....Totally off topic but I've missed you buddy! I haven't been on in a while but now I'm back in action! Beach Orgy?



I was so sad b/c you werent on! Its supposed to be nice tomorrow so the beach orgy is ON!
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Sometimes I forgot that a lot of people do not get my sense of humor.

A girl sends me an FM on here that says, 'I know your MOH, Kristy. I went to HS w/her. How is she?!'

I replied 'She's good! Shes a huge whore now and has a whole bunch of STD's!' (not the save the date kind...)

She wrote back 'oh my god thats awful! How is she doing??' LOLOLOL I told Kristy and she was peeing in her pants that now ppl from her HS probably think she has a variety of diseases.



LMAO!!!!!! People can be so dense!!! I do hope her STD's clear up though.....Totally off topic but I've missed you buddy! I haven't been on in a while but now I'm back in action! Beach Orgy?



I was so sad b/c you werent on! Its supposed to be nice tomorrow so the beach orgy is ON!



Cool - Which beach?

(True Story) FH & I played hookey from work last week and went to the beach. There were like 5 people on the entire beach - two of which happened to be his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend (who happens to be a friend on FH's) WHY does this only happen to me???? First we see 2 of FH's ex's at the photographers, one sat at our table at a wedding, and now the beach....geez....Maybe I''ll run into some other ex's of his at our beach orgy!

So what's new with you?
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Sometimes I forgot that a lot of people do not get my sense of humor.

A girl sends me an FM on here that says, 'I know your MOH, Kristy. I went to HS w/her. How is she?!'

I replied 'She's good! Shes a huge whore now and has a whole bunch of STD's!' (not the save the date kind...)

She wrote back 'oh my god thats awful! How is she doing??' LOLOLOL I told Kristy and she was peeing in her pants that now ppl from her HS probably think she has a variety of diseases.



LMAO!!!!!! People can be so dense!!! I do hope her STD's clear up though.....Totally off topic but I've missed you buddy! I haven't been on in a while but now I'm back in action! Beach Orgy?



I was so sad b/c you werent on! Its supposed to be nice tomorrow so the beach orgy is ON!



Cool - Which beach?

(True Story) FH & I played hookey from work last week and went to the beach. There were like 5 people on the entire beach - two of which happened to be his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend (who happens to be a friend on FH's) WHY does this only happen to me???? First we see 2 of FH's ex's at the photographers, one sat at our table at a wedding, and now the beach....geez....Maybe I''ll run into some other ex's of his at our beach orgy!

So what's new with you?



LOL maybe you should just fill your bridal party w/his exes. How the hell many exes does he have!?

I'm good! I was in vegas for a week
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Sometimes I forgot that a lot of people do not get my sense of humor.

A girl sends me an FM on here that says, 'I know your MOH, Kristy. I went to HS w/her. How is she?!'

I replied 'She's good! Shes a huge whore now and has a whole bunch of STD's!' (not the save the date kind...)

She wrote back 'oh my god thats awful! How is she doing??' LOLOLOL I told Kristy and she was peeing in her pants that now ppl from her HS probably think she has a variety of diseases.



LMAO!!!!!! People can be so dense!!! I do hope her STD's clear up though.....Totally off topic but I've missed you buddy! I haven't been on in a while but now I'm back in action! Beach Orgy?



I was so sad b/c you werent on! Its supposed to be nice tomorrow so the beach orgy is ON!



Cool - Which beach?

(True Story) FH & I played hookey from work last week and went to the beach. There were like 5 people on the entire beach - two of which happened to be his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend (who happens to be a friend on FH's) WHY does this only happen to me???? First we see 2 of FH's ex's at the photographers, one sat at our table at a wedding, and now the beach....geez....Maybe I''ll run into some other ex's of his at our beach orgy!

So what's new with you?



LOL maybe you should just fill your bridal party w/his exes. How the hell many exes does he have!?

I'm good! I was in vegas for a week



That sounds like a good idea. I'm sure they would be delighted to be in our BP. Hopefully no more ex's will pop back into his life.....GEEZ!!

How was Vegas? Where did you stay? I hope you won big time! I'm going to Atlantis in 1 1/2 weeks. I can't wait. We booked it last night!
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Sometimes I forgot that a lot of people do not get my sense of humor.

A girl sends me an FM on here that says, 'I know your MOH, Kristy. I went to HS w/her. How is she?!'

I replied 'She's good! Shes a huge whore now and has a whole bunch of STD's!' (not the save the date kind...)

She wrote back 'oh my god thats awful! How is she doing??' LOLOLOL I told Kristy and she was peeing in her pants that now ppl from her HS probably think she has a variety of diseases.



LMAO!!!!!! People can be so dense!!! I do hope her STD's clear up though.....Totally off topic but I've missed you buddy! I haven't been on in a while but now I'm back in action! Beach Orgy?



I was so sad b/c you werent on! Its supposed to be nice tomorrow so the beach orgy is ON!



Cool - Which beach?

(True Story) FH & I played hookey from work last week and went to the beach. There were like 5 people on the entire beach - two of which happened to be his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend (who happens to be a friend on FH's) WHY does this only happen to me???? First we see 2 of FH's ex's at the photographers, one sat at our table at a wedding, and now the beach....geez....Maybe I''ll run into some other ex's of his at our beach orgy!

So what's new with you?



LOL maybe you should just fill your bridal party w/his exes. How the hell many exes does he have!?

I'm good! I was in vegas for a week



That sounds like a good idea. I'm sure they would be delighted to be in our BP. Hopefully no more ex's will pop back into his life.....GEEZ!!

How was Vegas? Where did you stay? I hope you won big time! I'm going to Atlantis in 1 1/2 weeks. I can't wait. We booked it last night!



Ooo I'm jealous! We wnat to go to Atlantis. Alas, we didn't win any money... But it was good to get away.
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Sometimes I forgot that a lot of people do not get my sense of humor.

A girl sends me an FM on here that says, 'I know your MOH, Kristy. I went to HS w/her. How is she?!'

I replied 'She's good! Shes a huge whore now and has a whole bunch of STD's!' (not the save the date kind...)

She wrote back 'oh my god thats awful! How is she doing??' LOLOLOL I told Kristy and she was peeing in her pants that now ppl from her HS probably think she has a variety of diseases.



LMAO!!!!!! People can be so dense!!! I do hope her STD's clear up though.....Totally off topic but I've missed you buddy! I haven't been on in a while but now I'm back in action! Beach Orgy?



I was so sad b/c you werent on! Its supposed to be nice tomorrow so the beach orgy is ON!



Cool - Which beach?

(True Story) FH & I played hookey from work last week and went to the beach. There were like 5 people on the entire beach - two of which happened to be his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend (who happens to be a friend on FH's) WHY does this only happen to me???? First we see 2 of FH's ex's at the photographers, one sat at our table at a wedding, and now the beach....geez....Maybe I''ll run into some other ex's of his at our beach orgy!

So what's new with you?



LOL maybe you should just fill your bridal party w/his exes. How the hell many exes does he have!?

I'm good! I was in vegas for a week



That sounds like a good idea. I'm sure they would be delighted to be in our BP. Hopefully no more ex's will pop back into his life.....GEEZ!!

How was Vegas? Where did you stay? I hope you won big time! I'm going to Atlantis in 1 1/2 weeks. I can't wait. We booked it last night!



Ooo I'm jealous! We wnat to go to Atlantis. Alas, we didn't win any money... But it was good to get away.



All that matters is that you had a great time. I can't wait till we go to Atlantis!!

I saw your Vegas pics. Very nice!!! I'll be sure to take a 'drunk-on-a-toilet' pic as well

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Sometimes I forgot that a lot of people do not get my sense of humor.

A girl sends me an FM on here that says, 'I know your MOH, Kristy. I went to HS w/her. How is she?!'

I replied 'She's good! Shes a huge whore now and has a whole bunch of STD's!' (not the save the date kind...)

She wrote back 'oh my god thats awful! How is she doing??' LOLOLOL I told Kristy and she was peeing in her pants that now ppl from her HS probably think she has a variety of diseases.



LMAO!!!!!! People can be so dense!!! I do hope her STD's clear up though.....Totally off topic but I've missed you buddy! I haven't been on in a while but now I'm back in action! Beach Orgy?



I was so sad b/c you werent on! Its supposed to be nice tomorrow so the beach orgy is ON!



Cool - Which beach?

(True Story) FH & I played hookey from work last week and went to the beach. There were like 5 people on the entire beach - two of which happened to be his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend (who happens to be a friend on FH's) WHY does this only happen to me???? First we see 2 of FH's ex's at the photographers, one sat at our table at a wedding, and now the beach....geez....Maybe I''ll run into some other ex's of his at our beach orgy!

So what's new with you?



LOL maybe you should just fill your bridal party w/his exes. How the hell many exes does he have!?

I'm good! I was in vegas for a week



That sounds like a good idea. I'm sure they would be delighted to be in our BP. Hopefully no more ex's will pop back into his life.....GEEZ!!

How was Vegas? Where did you stay? I hope you won big time! I'm going to Atlantis in 1 1/2 weeks. I can't wait. We booked it last night!



Ooo I'm jealous! We wnat to go to Atlantis. Alas, we didn't win any money... But it was good to get away.



All that matters is that you had a great time. I can't wait till we go to Atlantis!!

I saw your Vegas pics. Very nice!!! I'll be sure to take a 'drunk-on-a-toilet' pic as well




LOL great, I can't wait to see
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Sometimes I forgot that a lot of people do not get my sense of humor.

A girl sends me an FM on here that says, 'I know your MOH, Kristy. I went to HS w/her. How is she?!'

I replied 'She's good! Shes a huge whore now and has a whole bunch of STD's!' (not the save the date kind...)

She wrote back 'oh my god thats awful! How is she doing??' LOLOLOL I told Kristy and she was peeing in her pants that now ppl from her HS probably think she has a variety of diseases.



LMAO!!!!!! People can be so dense!!! I do hope her STD's clear up though.....Totally off topic but I've missed you buddy! I haven't been on in a while but now I'm back in action! Beach Orgy?



I was so sad b/c you werent on! Its supposed to be nice tomorrow so the beach orgy is ON!



Cool - Which beach?

(True Story) FH & I played hookey from work last week and went to the beach. There were like 5 people on the entire beach - two of which happened to be his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend (who happens to be a friend on FH's) WHY does this only happen to me???? First we see 2 of FH's ex's at the photographers, one sat at our table at a wedding, and now the beach....geez....Maybe I''ll run into some other ex's of his at our beach orgy!

So what's new with you?



LOL maybe you should just fill your bridal party w/his exes. How the hell many exes does he have!?

I'm good! I was in vegas for a week



That sounds like a good idea. I'm sure they would be delighted to be in our BP. Hopefully no more ex's will pop back into his life.....GEEZ!!

How was Vegas? Where did you stay? I hope you won big time! I'm going to Atlantis in 1 1/2 weeks. I can't wait. We booked it last night!



Ooo I'm jealous! We wnat to go to Atlantis. Alas, we didn't win any money... But it was good to get away.



All that matters is that you had a great time. I can't wait till we go to Atlantis!!

I saw your Vegas pics. Very nice!!! I'll be sure to take a 'drunk-on-a-toilet' pic as well




LOL great, I can't wait to see



Don't worry, I'm printing you a wallet size copy of the pic!
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Sometimes I forgot that a lot of people do not get my sense of humor.

A girl sends me an FM on here that says, 'I know your MOH, Kristy. I went to HS w/her. How is she?!'

I replied 'She's good! Shes a huge whore now and has a whole bunch of STD's!' (not the save the date kind...)

She wrote back 'oh my god thats awful! How is she doing??' LOLOLOL I told Kristy and she was peeing in her pants that now ppl from her HS probably think she has a variety of diseases.



LMAO!!!!!! People can be so dense!!! I do hope her STD's clear up though.....Totally off topic but I've missed you buddy! I haven't been on in a while but now I'm back in action! Beach Orgy?



I was so sad b/c you werent on! Its supposed to be nice tomorrow so the beach orgy is ON!



Cool - Which beach?

(True Story) FH & I played hookey from work last week and went to the beach. There were like 5 people on the entire beach - two of which happened to be his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend (who happens to be a friend on FH's) WHY does this only happen to me???? First we see 2 of FH's ex's at the photographers, one sat at our table at a wedding, and now the beach....geez....Maybe I''ll run into some other ex's of his at our beach orgy!

So what's new with you?



LOL maybe you should just fill your bridal party w/his exes. How the hell many exes does he have!?

I'm good! I was in vegas for a week



That sounds like a good idea. I'm sure they would be delighted to be in our BP. Hopefully no more ex's will pop back into his life.....GEEZ!!

How was Vegas? Where did you stay? I hope you won big time! I'm going to Atlantis in 1 1/2 weeks. I can't wait. We booked it last night!



Ooo I'm jealous! We wnat to go to Atlantis. Alas, we didn't win any money... But it was good to get away.



All that matters is that you had a great time. I can't wait till we go to Atlantis!!

I saw your Vegas pics. Very nice!!! I'll be sure to take a 'drunk-on-a-toilet' pic as well




LOL great, I can't wait to see



Don't worry, I'm printing you a wallet size copy of the pic!



Ok good, I'll keep it right next to my drivers license.
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Sometimes I forgot that a lot of people do not get my sense of humor.

A girl sends me an FM on here that says, 'I know your MOH, Kristy. I went to HS w/her. How is she?!'

I replied 'She's good! Shes a huge whore now and has a whole bunch of STD's!' (not the save the date kind...)

She wrote back 'oh my god thats awful! How is she doing??' LOLOLOL I told Kristy and she was peeing in her pants that now ppl from her HS probably think she has a variety of diseases.



LMAO!!!!!! People can be so dense!!! I do hope her STD's clear up though.....Totally off topic but I've missed you buddy! I haven't been on in a while but now I'm back in action! Beach Orgy?



I was so sad b/c you werent on! Its supposed to be nice tomorrow so the beach orgy is ON!



Cool - Which beach?

(True Story) FH & I played hookey from work last week and went to the beach. There were like 5 people on the entire beach - two of which happened to be his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend (who happens to be a friend on FH's) WHY does this only happen to me???? First we see 2 of FH's ex's at the photographers, one sat at our table at a wedding, and now the beach....geez....Maybe I''ll run into some other ex's of his at our beach orgy!

So what's new with you?



LOL maybe you should just fill your bridal party w/his exes. How the hell many exes does he have!?

I'm good! I was in vegas for a week



That sounds like a good idea. I'm sure they would be delighted to be in our BP. Hopefully no more ex's will pop back into his life.....GEEZ!!

How was Vegas? Where did you stay? I hope you won big time! I'm going to Atlantis in 1 1/2 weeks. I can't wait. We booked it last night!



Ooo I'm jealous! We wnat to go to Atlantis. Alas, we didn't win any money... But it was good to get away.



All that matters is that you had a great time. I can't wait till we go to Atlantis!!

I saw your Vegas pics. Very nice!!! I'll be sure to take a 'drunk-on-a-toilet' pic as well




LOL great, I can't wait to see



Don't worry, I'm printing you a wallet size copy of the pic!



Ok good, I'll keep it right next to my drivers license.


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