^honestly, he pulls off the outfit better than i could!
TBC...
Im_My_Own_Princess
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Re: T G I FUNNIES!!!!!!!!
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He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said 'wow im happy i had boxers on.' ---
(612):
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him ---
(606):
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me. (1-606):
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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Today, my fiancé cleaned my house while telling me I don't clean enough. I said, 'My house is not that bad.' Immediately, I look over to find a dead bird on my living room floor. FML ---
Today, I caught my husband modeling my cute floral panties. All he could manage to say was 'I love you.' FML ---
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML ---
Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a strip tease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels and tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML ---
