T G I FUNNIES!!!!!!!!
“This is me back in 93 at the Brantford Skating Carnival. The show was beauty and the beast, and i was a piece of cutlery (a spoon). I had to wear a horrible white unitard, and everyone said i looked like a toilet seat. The worst part is when we were on the ice, it glowed in the dark!”
Once upon a time, there was a pool noodle….
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(413):
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
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(918):
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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Today, I tried to give myself a Brazilian wax. Needless to say, I didn't succeed. Now my boyfriend calls me 'Patches.' FML
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