T G I FUNNIES!!!!!!!!
um.. yea, they're kinda lacking today....
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OH MY EFFING GEEE
This is not the hope and change I wanted! And what kind of tag line is this: “Your personal stimulus package”? Eww… Eww… Eww…
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Mom: When I was your age, I was already hitting the clubs and downing shots like they were water.
Me: Cut me some slack mom, I'm only 14.
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Mom: Let's walk to the gym.
Me: What are we gonna do when we get there?
Mom: Turn around and walk back!
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Mom: 'It's ugly! U-G-L-E!'
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(604):
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
(1-604):
That doesn't help me much...
(604):
I'm right under the moon!
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(978):
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have 'conflicting interests.' My best friends response? 'What's his gamer ID so I can shoot him in Halo?'. FML
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Today, my wife and I got into a fight. Tired of arguing, I jokingly told her I'd forgive her and drop the subject if she made me a sandwich. Five minutes later, she gave me a sandwich and a glass of lemonade. An hour later, I came down with incredibly violent bowel movements. She'd mixed a laxative into the drink. FML
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the end
OH MY EFFING GEEE
This is not the hope and change I wanted! And what kind of tag line is this: “Your personal stimulus package”? Eww… Eww… Eww…
---
Mom: When I was your age, I was already hitting the clubs and downing shots like they were water.
Me: Cut me some slack mom, I'm only 14.
---
Mom: Let's walk to the gym.
Me: What are we gonna do when we get there?
Mom: Turn around and walk back!
---
Mom: 'It's ugly! U-G-L-E!'
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(604):
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
(1-604):
That doesn't help me much...
(604):
I'm right under the moon!
---
(978):
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
---
Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have 'conflicting interests.' My best friends response? 'What's his gamer ID so I can shoot him in Halo?'. FML
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Today, my wife and I got into a fight. Tired of arguing, I jokingly told her I'd forgive her and drop the subject if she made me a sandwich. Five minutes later, she gave me a sandwich and a glass of lemonade. An hour later, I came down with incredibly violent bowel movements. She'd mixed a laxative into the drink. FML
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the end
