Teachers~Report Cards! Funny!
I am finally finished with filling in all those tiny bubbles for my report cards! Wish the city had a computerized program!
Anyways, for all you teachers...wouldn't these be some funny 'standard based comments.'
****Disclaimer****
I did not create these! I found them in an old e-mail.
Here ya go!
Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
I would not allow this student to breed.
Your child has delusions of adequacy.
Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
This child has been working with glue too much.
When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week
It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
Anyways, for all you teachers...wouldn't these be some funny 'standard based comments.'
****Disclaimer****
I did not create these! I found them in an old e-mail.
Here ya go!
Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
I would not allow this student to breed.
Your child has delusions of adequacy.
Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
This child has been working with glue too much.
When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week
It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
