The Burned Out Gyno
THE BURNED OUT GYNECOLOGIST
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>A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful
>hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and became an auto
>mechanic. He found out from the local technical college what was involved,
>signed up for evening classes, attended diligently and learned all he
>could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist
>prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
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>When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a
>score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor saying, 'I don't
>want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if
>there has been an error that needs adjusting?'
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>The instructor said, 'During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
>which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together
>again perfectly which is also worth 50% of the mark.' The instructor went
>on to say,
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>'I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler.'
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>A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful
>hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and became an auto
>mechanic. He found out from the local technical college what was involved,
>signed up for evening classes, attended diligently and learned all he
>could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist
>prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
>
>When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a
>score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor saying, 'I don't
>want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if
>there has been an error that needs adjusting?'
>
>The instructor said, 'During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
>which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together
>again perfectly which is also worth 50% of the mark.' The instructor went
>on to say,
>
>'I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler.'
