THE DAY WITH THE MONSTERS
So I went to my Monster in laws yesterday.. (actually it was my SIL) So before we leave frank says I have to stop by my mothers house to pick up my sis's rocking chair to bring it out to her...Mind you she got this damm chair for christmas and 7 months later its imperative that she get it that day??????? and also its 7 exits in the WRONG direction... needless to say i was not happy and frank saw nothing wrong with this...Well his mother and bro could not be bothered waiting for him becuase they wanted to get there and get in the pool so they left it in the yard for frank to get ![]()
sometimes i CURSE the day i got an SUV!!!
Then we get there and with in seconds dinner is cooking so i am like YAHOOO ill be out of here in no time flat, now i havent eaten since 7am so i am pretty hungry, but i will only have a hamburger with no bun because the cheapos couldnt bother getting chicken.. so all there was was sausage hot dogs hamburgers, corn on cob and peppers.. STRANGE.. no salads nothing it was the strangest thing... well i am so hungry and its like 2pm, so i go up to see if the hamburgers are ready cause NO ONE IS COOKING, and there is no spatualas people are just taking them off the Q with plastic forks!![]()
and his mother walks over and puts this giant piece of fish right in the middle of the bbq.. is she god DAMM out of her friggin mind.. For 15 years i have known this woman and have been 'in' this family for 7 years.. SHE KNOWS i am allergic to fish, so im like OHHHH what the hell is that??? shes like oh its fish its so good for you when your on a diet.. im like 'oh really?' good for me?' even if i am highly allergic'? and shes like ohhhh thats right.. and walks aways... crazy broad.. so now i dont eat ANYTHING.. I cant eat the corn on the cob, because im not sure if these freaks have dental floss!!!
So as the day progresses, my nephew who is 3 and is naked ALL day with NO sun block, and neither is is 8 month old sister.. (so i had kept rubbing 45 on then all day and they didnt even have the baby kind) hes naked riding bikes in front of the house, i thought it was so weird that he didnt have a bathing suit.. at first it was cute, but then it got strange... then he is running through the yard with these big sissors, and im like OMG dont run with sissors, and the MOTHER OF THE YEAR my SIL says oh thats ok he likes to cut the weeds!![]()
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... Then his mother is SOOOOOOOOO happy that franks bro is gonna open his gifts hes got a party hat on and they are taking pics of him and frankly its just making me sick, so i brought up franks birthday as many times as i could until someone finally say are you going to lake george this weekend, and i say yes my mom and dad are taking frank as part of his BIRTHDAY PRESENT ...(in my mind i wanted to say you terrible mother!!) so now they are sitting there tring to figure out how they missed franks birthday, and now i have a sweet smile of satisfaction on my face, cause thats all i came there to do, lay the guilt and LEAVE....
They have a pool, which is always a good idea to put a 4 foot pool up in the middle of your yard when you have a bi polar 12 year old, a crazy3 year old an 8 month old and one on the way.. the 3 year old jumped in the other day all by himself and almost drowned, so when i suggested since there will be so many more kids that she put up a chain link around the pool, shes like nah....
AND THE AWARD FOR MOTHER OF THE YEAR GOES TO MY SIL FOR BEING THE DUMBEST ASS ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!
The cooler had beer... there was no ice, and i had to drink tap water all day, untile she made me some lemondae stuff.. which was pretty good..i will give her that...
There is so much more but my fingers are hurting from typing!!
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Then we get there and with in seconds dinner is cooking so i am like YAHOOO ill be out of here in no time flat, now i havent eaten since 7am so i am pretty hungry, but i will only have a hamburger with no bun because the cheapos couldnt bother getting chicken.. so all there was was sausage hot dogs hamburgers, corn on cob and peppers.. STRANGE.. no salads nothing it was the strangest thing... well i am so hungry and its like 2pm, so i go up to see if the hamburgers are ready cause NO ONE IS COOKING, and there is no spatualas people are just taking them off the Q with plastic forks!
So as the day progresses, my nephew who is 3 and is naked ALL day with NO sun block, and neither is is 8 month old sister.. (so i had kept rubbing 45 on then all day and they didnt even have the baby kind) hes naked riding bikes in front of the house, i thought it was so weird that he didnt have a bathing suit.. at first it was cute, but then it got strange... then he is running through the yard with these big sissors, and im like OMG dont run with sissors, and the MOTHER OF THE YEAR my SIL says oh thats ok he likes to cut the weeds!
They have a pool, which is always a good idea to put a 4 foot pool up in the middle of your yard when you have a bi polar 12 year old, a crazy3 year old an 8 month old and one on the way.. the 3 year old jumped in the other day all by himself and almost drowned, so when i suggested since there will be so many more kids that she put up a chain link around the pool, shes like nah....
AND THE AWARD FOR MOTHER OF THE YEAR GOES TO MY SIL FOR BEING THE DUMBEST ASS ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!
The cooler had beer... there was no ice, and i had to drink tap water all day, untile she made me some lemondae stuff.. which was pretty good..i will give her that...
There is so much more but my fingers are hurting from typing!!
