The HE-SPOT

Original post by Brian and Marie

Apr 10, 2008 10:54 PM

Have you ever hit your man's HE-SPOT??? Meaning have you given him an Or gasm (Road Trip style) up the bum through his prostate???

ETA-I can't believe O R G A S M is starred

Aug07OFCbride Posted: Apr 10, 2008 11:21 PM

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Posted by Brian and Marie

COVER COVER COVER- To protect again bacteria, use a latex dam during tongue play ( you can always use plastic wrap from the kitchen )

BLORT (<~~~me throwing up in my mouth when i think of @ss tongue play )

Brian and Marie Posted: Apr 10, 2008 11:22 PM

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Posted by jtgarsik

Posted by Brian and Marie

*SMOOTH SMOOTH SMOOTH- file down your nails- if u have long nails wear latex gloves with a cotton ball in all the tips

marie - i totally just got a visual of u doing ur 'preparation' and ur poor dh just lookin' at u like w*t*f ??

MeNBobs Posted: Apr 10, 2008 11:22 PM

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Kath (HamptonsBride) will be so happy to know her wedding review is a related topic

jtgarsik Posted: Apr 10, 2008 11:23 PM

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Posted by Brian and Marie

* BUTT IN- insert your lubed up finger, inching it along the upper wall toward the base of the penis

* PLAY AROUND- wiggle it, just a little bit

OMG...so it is IN the hole!

jtgarsik Posted: Apr 10, 2008 11:24 PM

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Posted by Aug07OFCbride

Posted by Brian and Marie

COVER COVER COVER- To protect again bacteria, use a latex dam during tongue play ( you can always use plastic wrap from the kitchen )

BLORT (<~~~me throwing up in my mouth when i think of @ss tongue play )

jess i feel the same way!!

Aug07OFCbride Posted: Apr 10, 2008 11:24 PM

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Posted by MeNBobs

Kath (HamptonsBride) will be so happy to know her wedding review is a related topic

hamptonsbride...did you have a vendor for 'butt play'?? jk

kns11 Posted: Apr 10, 2008 11:27 PM

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Posted by Brian and Marie

STEP TWO: GOING IN FOR THE THRILL

*WARM UP-massage his asss cheeks, thioghs, flick the tip of your tongue on his puckered anus

* LUBE UP- Slather it on

* BUTT IN- insert your lubed up finger, inching it along the upper wall toward the base of the penis

* PLAY AROUND- wiggle it, just a little bit
:

Wiggle it just a little bit, I wanna see you wiggle it just a little bit, as it grooves

Once the DJ lets it spin, it'll penetrate your skin

It'll penetrate your soul and make you lose control

The D.O.S.E's comin' atcha, invadin' you like a body snatcher

Whether if you're drunk or sober this here groove is takin' over your body

JennNicole Posted: Apr 11, 2008 12:06 AM

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OMG my DH would K kkkkill me! He would be into that at all

Aug07OFCbride Posted: Apr 11, 2008 12:23 AM

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Posted by gemmifer
He would be into that at all

was that a freudian slip??

PeteysBride Posted: Apr 11, 2008 06:38 AM

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Posted by AeroJenn

yea right...if i ever tried that on DH I'd be sleeping in the guest bed for a month

LMAO I;d be on the bed next to you in there. Ican't even joke. He goes white in the face but whats funny is he's not homophobic. s a joke a few years ago he went with one of his siseter's best friend (gay guy) as his 'date' to a wedding. They've all known one another since college so they can joke around but me touch his no no stop...NOPE. Id lose a finger.

HamptonsBride Posted: Apr 11, 2008 09:21 PM

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Posted by MeNBobs

Kath (HamptonsBride) will be so happy to know her wedding review is a related topic

Posted by Aug07OFCbride

Posted by MeNBobs

Kath (HamptonsBride) will be so happy to know her wedding review is a related topic

hamptonsbride...did you have a vendor for 'butt play'?? jk

You guys have officially ruined my wedding memories...especially the chocolate fetuccini we had...I am going to go burn my wedding album now.....thanks!

hayleyandsteve Posted: Apr 11, 2008 10:01 PM

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call me a prude, but i'm sitting here like.....

joshisgirl Posted: Apr 11, 2008 11:12 PM

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Posted by hayleyandsteve

call me a prude, but i'm sitting here like.....

me too!!!!! i've actually never even heard of it and i almost wanna have dh read this thread, he would either cry or throw up

Brian and Marie Posted: Apr 12, 2008 12:28 AM

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Posted by joshisgirl

Posted by hayleyandsteve

call me a prude, but i'm sitting here like.....

me too!!!!! i've actually never even heard of it and i almost wanna have dh read this thread, he would either cry or throw up

You've NEVER seen the movie Road trip???? Great scene with this in it.......must watch!!

CourtandJon Posted: Apr 12, 2008 12:04 PM

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Posted by Brian and Marie

STEP TWO: GOING IN FOR THE THRILL

*WARM UP-massage his asss cheeks, thioghs, flick the tip of your tongue on his puckered anus

* LUBE UP- Slather it on

* BUTT IN- insert your lubed up finger, inching it along the upper wall toward the base of the penis

* PLAY AROUND- wiggle it, just a little bit

** TOUCH HIS SPOT- as soon as ur 2nd knuckle disappears (goin knuckle deep here) curl your finger towards his belly button and feel around for a FIRM, ROUND BULB- THATS THE HE_SPOT

*PLEASURE HIS SPOT- curl your finger on his spot- like the come hitther finger ovement

* TALK TO THE SPOT- check in with him- faster, slower, softer, harder

* REST UR FINGER- bring in the toys

Marie~ I love the warm up instructions- you are freaking hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aug07OFCbride Posted: Apr 12, 2008 12:57 PM

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Posted by HamptonsBride

Posted by MeNBobs

Kath (HamptonsBride) will be so happy to know her wedding review is a related topic

Posted by Aug07OFCbride

Posted by MeNBobs

Kath (HamptonsBride) will be so happy to know her wedding review is a related topic

hamptonsbride...did you have a vendor for 'butt play'?? jk

You guys have officially ruined my wedding memories...especially the chocolate fetuccini we had...I am going to go burn my wedding album now.....thanks!

sorry!

choc fetuccini!?!?

failurebydsign Posted: Apr 12, 2008 02:01 PM

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AM I THE ONLY FREAK HERE??????????

me and DH try everything

we are not shy

the only thing i think we would do is swing..cause honestly..id kill a b i t c h

he ws weary at first..but then i said oh come on it will make me happy

and weve done it a couple time..i have to suprise him..you cant just say

oh ok lets do this tonight

if the mood is right

marie..i dare you to come up with something we havent done..

TnOiOnL Posted: Apr 12, 2008 04:06 PM

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best post EVER!

PaddysGirl15 Posted: Apr 12, 2008 04:07 PM

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Posted by failurebydsign

AM I THE ONLY FREAK HERE??????????

me and DH try everything

we are not shy

the only thing i think we would do is swing..cause honestly..id kill a b i t c h

he ws weary at first..but then i said oh come on it will make me happy

and weve done it a couple time..i have to suprise him..you cant just say

oh ok lets do this tonight

if the mood is right

marie..i dare you to come up with something we havent done..

you are swingers?!?!?!?!!

TnOiOnL Posted: Apr 12, 2008 04:08 PM

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Posted by HamptonsBride

Posted by MeNBobs

Kath (HamptonsBride) will be so happy to know her wedding review is a related topic

Posted by Aug07OFCbride

Posted by MeNBobs

Kath (HamptonsBride) will be so happy to know her wedding review is a related topic

hamptonsbride...did you have a vendor for 'butt play'?? jk

You guys have officially ruined my wedding memories...especially the chocolate fetuccini we had...I am going to go burn my wedding album now.....thanks!