David Hasselhoff wants to be buried in a glass case under his Hollywood star when he dies. The former Baywatch star has confessed it's just one of the bizarre ideas he has come up so he will be remembered after he passes away. Hasselhoff joked to People magazine: 'I was actually thinking of being buried under my Hollywood star, looking up so people could look down and watch me decompose.' Why are David Hasselhoff quotes sounding progressively more like something the crazy lady who walks up and down my street between dumpster diving and swatting at pigeons with her dirty flip-flops would yell at me, as I try to cross the street and get as quickly as possible into my car?
JanuaryBride06
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Dear Hoff,
No one wants to see you now - they totally don't want to see you decompose. Unless they bury you inside the Kitt car. Then I'll consider it.
related topic: The Hoff continues to Baffle and Amuse
SuzBride
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my lack of originality with titles is pitiful. Must expand Hoff-related repetoire.
The Hoff is ever so amusing though!
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which is worse?
decomposing hoff or still living and embarrassing hoff?
you decide.
JanuaryBride06
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Hmmm - I guess if he's decomposing, he can't torture us with song....
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Posted by CLMon7906
which is worse?
decomposing hoff or still living and embarrassing hoff?
you decide.
but if there is no hoff, who will I ridicule and comment upon? What other celeb exudes the same cheese-level?
Personally I hope Hoff makes it to a ripe old age, if only for my personal amusement.
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howie mandel. he's managed to be more annoying than ever and yet more successful than ever.
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This is sooooooooo disturbing!!!!
What's more disturbing is that last night I found out that DH used to watch Baywatch. I was like 'c'mon babe, really?', he looks at me guiltily and says 'well only the 1st season'
Geesh, the things you find out about a person AFTER you marry them!!!!!!
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I think what amuses me most about all of this is he actually thinks anyone will CARE when he passes away. I'm sorry. Was that a bit too harsh? He's a freaking weirdo.
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Posted by cindyandkevin What's more disturbing is that last night I found out that DH used to watch Baywatch. I was like 'c'mon babe, really?', he looks at me guiltily and says 'well only the 1st season'
Be disturbed if he watched for the Hoff. I think that your DH watched for the boobies! That makes it okay - sort of.
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I think what amuses me most about all of this is he actually thinks anyone will CARE when he passes away. I'm sorry. Was that a bit too harsh? He's a freaking weirdo.
I for one will mourn the loss of a great singing talent.
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Posted by cindyandkevin
This is sooooooooo disturbing!!!!
What's more disturbing is that last night I found out that DH used to watch Baywatch. I was like 'c'mon babe, really?', he looks at me guiltily and says 'well only the 1st season'
Geesh, the things you find out about a person AFTER you marry them!!!!!!
I used to watch! But I was like 8 and watched for plot (haha) and thought Hobie was dreamy
hehe - I find this pic amusing as well
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ok...which is worse, the poor puppies [i will not post that picture] or the pain in my eyes from the crotch shot?
JanuaryBride06
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What crotch shot? All I've got is a red X.
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I can't see it either!!!!
Tho I'm not really complaining.
JanuaryBride06
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It's a slow day, Cindy, I need something to distract me for a minute.
Though if it's a Hoff crotch shot I'd rather not see...
Is it a Hobie shot????
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It was a crotch shot....
and Hobie!
Hobie now
JanuaryBride06
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Hobie's meth addiction and subsequent plastic surgery makes him look kind of like a woman impersonating a man impersonating a woman.
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Hobie's meth addiction and subsequent plastic surgery makes him look kind of like a woman impersonating a man impersonating a woman.
Agreed. Poor Hobie, such hotness potential all wasted. Him and Fergie should be the anti-meth/plastic surgery poster children
