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The Hoff continues to amuse and amaze

Original post by SuzBride

with his freakish weirdness

David Hasselhoff wants to be buried in a glass case under his Hollywood star when he dies. The former Baywatch star has confessed it's just one of the bizarre ideas he has come up so he will be remembered after he passes away. Hasselhoff joked to People magazine: 'I was actually thinking of being buried under my Hollywood star, looking up so people could look down and watch me decompose.'
Why are David Hasselhoff quotes sounding progressively more like something the crazy lady who walks up and down my street between dumpster diving and swatting at pigeons with her dirty flip-flops would yell at me, as I try to cross the street and get as quickly as possible into my car?
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

Re: The Hoff continues to amuse and amaze

TOTALLY.

PS - you're being paged on NFR by Lolita.
kittythestray Posted:

Re: The Hoff continues to amuse and amaze


Posted by SuzBride

but if there is no hoff, who will I ridicule and comment upon? What other celeb exudes the same cheese-level?



What about the self proclaimed 'iconic blonde' Paris Hilton? I found many amusing images of her involving 'wardrobe malfunctions' and the like, but I fear Ron would pull them all.....
snydl40 Posted:

Re: The Hoff continues to amuse and amaze

WHat a weirdo! I like decomposing Hoff better.

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