The honeymoon is over lollllllllll

>

> Please excuse the rough language in the following story...I would have

> deleted it, but the story wouldn't be the same.

>

>

> A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got

> back, the bride immediately called her mother. 'Well,' said her

>

> mother, 'so how was the honeymoon?'

>

> 'Oh, mama,' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic...'

> Suddenly she burst out crying. 'But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam

> started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard

> before! I mean all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to

>

> take me home...PLEASE MAMA!'

>

> 'Sarah, Sarah,' her mother said, 'Calm down! You need to stay with

> your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful?

> WHAT 4-letter words?'

>

> 'Please don't make me tell you, mama,' wept the daughter, 'I'm so

> embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!'

>

> 'Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your

> mother these horrible 4-letter words!'

>

> Sobbing, the bride said, 'Oh, Mama...he used words like: dust, wash,

>

> iron, and cook.'

>

> 'I'll pick you up in twenty minutes,' said the mother.