The map

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's
> lamp.
>
> She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The
> amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
>
> The Genie said, 'Nope... due to inflation, constant downsizing, low
> wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can
> only grant you one wish. So...what'll it be?'
>
> The woman didn't hesitate. She said, 'I want peace in the Middle East.
> See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other.'
>
> The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, 'Gadzooks, lady! These
> countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good but not THAT
> good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish.'
>
> The woman thought for a minute and said, 'Well, I've never been able to
> find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to
> cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along
> with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful.
> That's what I wish for ... a good mate.'
>
> The Genie let out a long sigh and said, 'Let me see that damn' map!'
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