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The new parishoners...
Love4Eva
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 11:17 AM+
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 11:17 AM
The new parishoners...
A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, 'Wehave special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain fromsex for one whole month.'
The couple agreed and, after two-and-a-half weeks, returned to the Church. When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying, and the husband is obviously very depressed.
'You are back so soon...Is there a problem?' the pastor inquired.
'We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month,' the young man replied sadly.
The pastor asked him what happened.
'Well, the first week was difficult. However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain. However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible...anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts.
One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. Then she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way with her right then and there,' admitted the man, shamefacedly.
'You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church,' stated the pastor.
'We know.' said the young man, hanging his head, 'We're not welcome at Home Depot, either.
BrideChrissy
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 11:57 AM+
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 11:57 AM
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bride_to_be_2007
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 12:53 PM+
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 12:53 PM
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Soon2BeMrs2006
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 12:56 PM+
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 12:56 PM
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MnM52607
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 01:01 PM+
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 01:01 PM
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That was hysterical
Missladybug15
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 01:16 PM+
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 01:16 PM
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