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BRIDENTOLOGY MARRIAGE LICENSE INFORMATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (cause it gets asked once a week) hear ye, hear ye....
SACRED OATH OF THE BRIDENTOLOGISTS:
please stand, mouse in hand and repeat the sacred oath....
I, state your BRIDENTOLOGY name, hereby promise to uphold all the covenants of the Bridentologists. I promise to wear my comb, veil or tiara with pride on my wedding day, take all the valliums or prozac I need to keep from 'freakin' and to make my BMs wear the prettiest dress possible. I also promise to never rat out another LIW bride to her FH/DH or coworkers, I promise to use FM when a LIW bride hurts me and/or confront her face-to-face and above all, promise to adapt to our everchanging doctrine as we are a new 'society' of believers and I am just beginning to learn the laws of our beliefs. Faithfully devoted am I with something old, new, borrowed and blue!!
for our married members:
I, state your BRIDENTOLOGY name, hereby promise to uphold all the covenants of the Bridentologists. I promise I wore my comb, veil or tiara with pride on my wedding day, will take all the valliums or prozac I need to keep from 'freakin' from PPD or from any subsequent bridezillas that may ask me to be a BM from this day forward and to only wear the prettiest dress possible as designated by my bridezilla. I promise to convert new members in order to keep my standings high with L.Ron, little Ron sr081906, the Real Ron & Liz and of course, fellow LIW brides. I also promise to never rat out another LIW bride to her FH/DH or coworkers, I promise to use FM when a LIW bride hurts me and/or confront her face-to-face and above all, promise to adapt to our everchanging doctrine as we are a new 'society' of believers and I am just beginning to learn the laws of our beliefs. Faithfully devoted am I with something old, new, borrowed and blue!!
now double-click your mouse and let's get this party started with a roll call....(if you do not already have a name, please see Bridentologist Estevez for the naming ceremony...aka, kittythestray)
History of the Bridentologists:
Once upon a time, not so very long ago, yesterday to be exact, an angry BM posted her thoughts and created uber drama. Also not so very long ago, another LIW's BM and someone's FH called LIW a cult...prompting jokes about ceremonial robes and candles. To further promote the fun and bring us all back down to earth through laughter (and tears from those on the verge of termination at work from laughing so hard), we wanted to make the 'cult' come alive.....more so than ever before. Through a little tongue-in-cheek wit about 'PC', as 'founder' I decided that calling it an addiction was insulting to real addicts and that many girls would not be permitted to join because their LIW-A (LIW Annonymous) Sponsors simply wouldn't allow them to venture on a journey with our belief system if it were in fact called an 'addiction.' Thus, out of disapproval of TC (who actual image is not allowed on 'Bridentology' threads) and Scientology, the Bridentologists began. All names are given by our very own, kittythestray.
A little more about our beliefs:
-We believe strongly in the power and usuage of prescription psychiatric medications.
-We believe Scientology is blasphemy to humans as a whole.
-We believe in keeping the peace, save the drama for your mama. (Don't come on our boards/threads calling anyone a name other than their appointed screen name + bridentology name)
-We believe in tulle. (See a NWR post where I said so)
-We believe in the power of tequila, women and hot waiters named 'Jean Luke.'
-We believe you look great in that dress no matter what FMIL, FSIL or your step-mom says. (This extneds fully to piercings, hairstyle and tattoos.)
-We believe in supporting our members fully and shunning no one. Ever. It's not nice.
-We believe in RESPECT. Something that everyone wants, but doesn't always get. Here, you will be respected at all times. If you are not, you FM it out and you don't bring the squabble to the boards. (see 'save the drama for your mama')
-Above all, we believe in having FUN no matter what our bosses, sisters, friends and FH/DHs think. Bridentology may be a lot of things, but stupid is not one of them...we take it very seriously here. (And by serious, I mean we use it to LFAO!!!!)
-Learn to love our theme song, 'Thank You For Being A Friend' (think Golden Girls...and no, you can't pick which one you want to be because I'm still debating which one I want to be....Blanche or Sophia....they both had soooo much fun)
Don't forget to greet Woosie Woo, our mascot.
WOOSA.
Thank you for joining. I hope this answers your questions.
-L.Ron CLMon7906, your exalted leader
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'TEQUILA & SALT'
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day. You may not realize
it, but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world that you
would die for.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some
way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is
because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even
if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go
to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. You are special and unique.
8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something
good comes from it.
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you
take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments you received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
So............If you are a loving friend, send this to
everyone, including the one that sent it to you. If you
get it back, then they really do love you.
And always remember....
when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt
and call me over
The OFFICIAL 'fvck you' song of Bridentology: White Wedding
Hey little sister what have you done
Hey little sister who's the only one
Hey little sister who's your superman
Hey little sister who's the one you want
Hey little sister shot gun!
It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again.
Hey little sister who is your with
Hey little sister what's your vice and wish?
Hey little sister shot gun (oh yeah)
Hey little sister who's your superman
Hey little sister shot gun!
It's a nice day to start again (come on)
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again.
Take me back home
Hey little sister what have you done
Hey little sister who's the only one
I've been away for so long (so long)
I've been away for so long (so long)
I let you go for so long
It's a nice day to start again (come on)
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again.
There is nothin' fair in this world
There is nothin' safe in this world
And there's nothin' sure in this world
And there's nothin' pure in this world
Look for something left in this world
Start again
Come on
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again.
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again
Wisdom of a DIRTY OLD MAN: Don't wear white socks to bed (on your wedding night)...it ruins everything! ![]()
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EDITED SO IT'S ALL TOGETHER NOW
that's for Mr. Dirty and Ms. Skanky
The OFFICIAL 'take that' song:
taken from Aerosmith's Janie's Got a Gun of course!
Kitty's got a gun
Kitty's got a gun
The wedding world's come undone
From lookin' straight at the sun
What did that daddy/relative/BM do?
What did (s)he put you through?
They said when Kitty was arrested
they found him/her/them underneath a train
But man, he/she/they had it comin'
Now that Kitty's got a gun
SCREEN NAME ain't never gonna be the same.
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