The 'Perfect Wife'
I am a listener of Howard Stern- though I know not everyone likes him. However a listener of his wrote in and then called in yesterday describing why he has the perfect marriage/wife. Howard may be doing a 'perfect wife' contest based on this.
anyway, this is the checklist as described by the LISTENER (he purports that he wife has these fine attributes). what do you ladies think?
ABSOLUTE PERFECTION
Howard talked about getting a letter from a guy who claims to have the
perfect wife. He read the extensive list of reasons why this guy believes his wife
is perfect:
1) She has a nice body and a big chest.
2) She does it all sexually and realizes her man needs to have sex at least
once a day -- even if she's not in the mood herself.
3) She doesn't nag or talk too much.
4) She dresses hot, but only when appropriate.
5) She is a girl any guy would want to take home to his mother.
6) She doesn't argue much or hold grudges.
7) She takes care of the kids, the house and the shopping and doesn't expect
him to do anything. And, when he does help, she is very appreciative.
8) She doesn't spend money like water and waits for sales to buy things.
9) She is content and happy all the time.
10) His happiness makes her happy.
11) She lets him go to strip clubs and he never has to lie to her about
where he goes.
anyway, this is the checklist as described by the LISTENER (he purports that he wife has these fine attributes). what do you ladies think?
ABSOLUTE PERFECTION
Howard talked about getting a letter from a guy who claims to have the
perfect wife. He read the extensive list of reasons why this guy believes his wife
is perfect:
1) She has a nice body and a big chest.
2) She does it all sexually and realizes her man needs to have sex at least
once a day -- even if she's not in the mood herself.
3) She doesn't nag or talk too much.
4) She dresses hot, but only when appropriate.
5) She is a girl any guy would want to take home to his mother.
6) She doesn't argue much or hold grudges.
7) She takes care of the kids, the house and the shopping and doesn't expect
him to do anything. And, when he does help, she is very appreciative.
8) She doesn't spend money like water and waits for sales to buy things.
9) She is content and happy all the time.
10) His happiness makes her happy.
11) She lets him go to strip clubs and he never has to lie to her about
where he goes.
