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The Seinfield Thread

Misty Posted:

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I groove by myself in my car to 103.5 KTU freestyle music.

WithThisRing Posted:

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I giggle and LMAO at these threads people dont come near me anymore because they really think there is something wrong with me.

My mom put hats on me. I HATE hats. She would tell me 'but you look so cute'

I think my funniest mom moment was my parents and I were sitting out on the stoop in the summer with our neighbors and the boy Pat who is a year younger then me asked if we could go in the pool. Sure it was 9:00pm and 103 degrees outside. His mom said no problem, just dont make a lot of noise and try not to splash around a lot. So my mom turns around and says 'but isnt it cold to be going in the pool'

Yea ma let me put on a ski suit will that make you happy.
wacky Posted:

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LOl Chip,
wacky Posted:

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Misteyed I do the same thing, but lately im into foreign music I drive around singing my favorite Italian songs, yeah real sexy

wacky Posted:

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Oh my you ever get an itch in a place where you really shouldnt scratch in public, well I have one. they should sell scratch posts for humans/

Oh my no they shouldnt I just got a visual
Misty Posted:

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WithThisRing Posted:

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lol...

ok so when did my desk become the center of congregation for office chit chat.

i have 4 people standing around my desk. One guy is cursing on his cell phone....

wacky Posted:

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tel him his has a hole in his pants

wacky Posted:

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or tell them you have gas, youll see them scatter
Leelee Posted:

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kick them all in the shins!!!!!! That's what I always tell Suzanne to do!!!

WithThisRing Posted:

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LOL.

Thrilled Posted:

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My Mom used to tape bows to my head when I was a baby because I was bald as a billiard ball.

My grandmother was 44 when I was born. I understand this is considered young (she was 21 when she had Mom and Mom was 23 when she had me).

I am trying hard not to have negative thoughts about going to the gym in a few moments.

Kelly Ripa just had another baby boy. Good for her!
WithThisRing Posted:

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Did you hear what she named her boy???

I dont think my mom taped anything to my head. I would have had to beat her up. its bad enough i think i should be in therapy for the saddle shoes
shelzyp Posted:

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How many kids does she have, it seems like she is perpetually pregnant!!

My mom alwasy used to cut my hair, even though my dad wanted it to be long like a girls!!

My mom was a tom boy and didn't understand why I wanted Barbies, I had to go to my friend Graceann's house to play barbies, she had them all!!!!!!
WithThisRing Posted:

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I think she has 3. She had the second one and then 3 months later she was pregnant.

I guess her and Mark Consuelos dont watch much television
christine1221 Posted:

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I'm exhausted today b/c my husband snores & rolls & KICKS all night. I can barely keep my eyes open for 10 minutes. I have to go into the city to have my taxes done ... which means I have to take the subway into Times Square.

I hate Times Square b/c no matter how hard I try, I can never come out of the station in the same spot & then try to figure out where I am on the street. I look like an idiot tourist ... one of these days, I'm going to get mugged. Then you'll see me on the news & they'll say ... 'we thought she was a tourist, but she's just from Long Island!'

shamma Posted:

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I called out sick yesterday to pack my luggage and do laundry for my trip to LOndon on Friday, sounds like something George would do.

What is your favorites Seinfeld episode??
WithThisRing Posted:

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Shamma: do you know what terminal you are flying out of on Friday????

If not, what airline are you flying??
WithThisRing Posted:

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I liked the episode where they were all sitting in the diner and all the woman had big breasts and Elaine applied for a job at the diner to see if they hired only big breasted woman and it turned out all those woman were sisters

LizD Posted:

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Shamma we went to London for our Honeymoon. It's great.

Favorite Seinfeld episodes:
Master of your Domain - it was on last night
Shrinkage

There are so many I am sure as they are posted I will think of more.

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