The Seinfield Thread

I do not know what Terminal but I am flying British Airways. I am so excited. Chippa I need a upgrade do you have any connections

I have a few favorites

Man hands
The Episode when george gets fired and goes back the next day as if it didn't happen
I like the one when all the ink messed up Mr pipp's pocket
I love all of them
I love the one when they went to India

Love 'the contest'. It was on yesterday .... vinnie & I laughed our **ses off!


and 'the comeback'
the one with the guy who busts on George eating shrimp at the conf. table ... he spends the rest of the episode trying to come up with a witty comeback.

what was it?

It was so dumb, then he used the line I slept with your wife and no one laughed b/c the guy's wife was either dead or in a coma

SOup NAzi.. the subway right near my office is the same way.. you stand on a line and when you get to the end you have to say you want a combo or she does not give it to you...

I also keep my desk a mess so it makes me look really busy...

I almost bought peeps when I wen to Duane reede...
And why do people have to look at the copy machine with the sign on it that say out of order and say .. ' does this work'

oh and I really really hate the snow and the cold.. I have had enough...

NO SOUP FOR YOU

Sorry no connections for upgrades but Brian is TSA and does all the baggage checks. Just giving you some travel tips which will ensure a quick and safe travel experience. Pack all your lotions and bathroom stuff in a clear plastic bag.

In your luggage dont put anything in your shoe (ie, cell phone, battery charger) it comes up funny looking on the x ray machines and its an automatic search.

with all your lotions becareful not to put lotion on your hands then shut your luggage. Glyverin in lotion comes up as a chemical component. They do chemical tests on suitcases in the back and if they have the tinest trace of any chemical its ground for immediate search. Also lotions that are packed, put them in clear plastic bags which makes it easier for searches.

CAMERA: The most important. PUT IT ON CARRY ON!! If the film is over 400 speed ask the TSA baggage screeners to do a manuel check of your bad because you have high speed film.

Let me know if you have any questions about what to pack and what not to pack and I can ask brian.

favorite episode was when Jerry stole the rye bread from the old lady.

Classic

Shamm have fun

Thrilled she really stuck them with tape?

OMG

I wanna play too....evil things my mother did to me as a kid....

Banana curls...all the stupid kids in my class would pull my hair all day long to watch it bounce up and down.

then when I was 9....cut all my hair off so I looked like a BOY...never mind that my hair grows VERY slowly and didn't fully grow back to a reasonable length until I was almost 13.

And THEN...dance recital - I was 12ish...does my makeup for pictures and my eyeshadow color was OMG-can-you-see-me-blue...it matched the backdrop and all my friends would make fun of me when they came to my house b/c the pic was proudly displayed on the wall!

Child Abuse!

Seinfeld: where Elaine gets a new number and the kid calls for gramma...and she's dead but the parents haven't told the kid...sick sick sick!

Thanks Chippa, I already did most of that. I have a digital

Thanks Wacky.

I like when George lies to his FI parents about the house in the hamptons

I like the one when Elaine hires someone to kill the dog

What about the bubble boy episode. Or the episode where the cute girl thinks Jerry is digging his nose

loved the one where they go to the chinese restaurant & can't get seated ...

loved the one w/Courtney Cox & the dry cleaner ... the phony marriage

loved the one where Elaine can't dance!

wacky ... LOVED the rye bread!!

christmasbride - I forgot about the Elaine dancing.. that one was great.

The rye bread too.

There are just so many good ones!!

shicksappeal! (sp?)

Any of the ones with Elaine's boyfriend Puddy. By far the best supporting character on that show...and maybe Newman.

'High five Jer' LOL cracks me up just thinking about it.

Edited to add: Melissa, Kelly Ripa named the baby Joaquin.

I love whenever Jerry would say 'hello Newwwman'

with that uh i dont like you sound

when Jerry couldn't think of his gf's name except that it rhymed with a female body part! MULVA!!!

Hive Five ... Rach!