The Wedding Crasher ( funny TRUE story)
There is a very good chance she reads these pages, I don't care.
I will change the name to keep her anonymity. she knows who she is!
bwahahaha
So, FH and I get enagged. I am glowing, floating on a cloud! I hit up one of my new friends who is also newly married and pick her ear about what the heck to do. I had hoped to elope and my plan was SQUASHED.
So friend and I start meeting up for Saturday lunches. We go to tri-county and she gives me INVALUABLE advice for planning, what to expect, how to order dress and haggle to get a great deal on a RH.
New friend and I have become friends through FH circle of friends. We know pretty much all of the same people.
FH ex girlfriend is a great friend to both of us. She has twin sisters. We are friends with one sister, but not the other. She is a nasty biznitch. Infact, not many people from this circle like her much at all.
New friend was telling me that at her bridal shower, nasty UNINVITED twin crashed her shower. OMFG Seriously? SERIOUSLY!
I laughed and laughed. She explained that nasty twin showed up with a gift but no invite and said it must have been lost in the mail. This event was at a catering hall where every person was paid for in advance, seating arrangements and all! New friend allowed her to stay, she knows her funky attitude, Said it was worth the 75$ extra it would cost to shut her up and keep her from causing a scene.
Nasty twin crashed wedding too.
My b/f threw FH and I an engagement party. nasty twin was not invited. We invited her sisters and their significant others, we like them. I go to lunch with new friend and she informs me that nasty twin was upset she didn't get invited and asked her sister to ditch her boyfriend and bring her instead.
I call b/f and tell her whats up. I asked her to call to verify with EVERYONE that g/f will be attending with b/f. So she calls nice twin and says 'Hi jane, I just wanted to make sure you are still coming to the e party. I can't wait to meet Joe.' To which nice twin says she is bringing her sister instead.
OH HELL NO
In 2004 this nasty twin was GROUP invited to my birthday. She told everyone there and made no secrets about it, that she could care less whose b-day it was she was just there to hang out with her friends.
FH called nice twin and told her B/F said she intended to bring nasty twin. FH said it was a bad idea, she wasn't invited and if she couldn't bring her b/f she could come by herself.
Some of you may think this is tacky. That's ok. But am a scrappy, punch-a-hooker-in-the-face, kinda woman and FH knows this. I would've kicked her out myself!
SO!
Months later we go to a friends jack & jill baby shower. Guess who shows up uninvited?
That's right! Nasty TWIN!
She said to FH, in close proximity 'it's been nice KNOWING you'. and rolled her eyes and s.u.c.k.e.d her teeth.
We laughed like we were stoned and hadn't a care in the world. In fact, I sprang tears we laughed so hard!
and that's all I have to say about that!
ETA: s.u.c.k.e.d
I will change the name to keep her anonymity. she knows who she is!
bwahahaha
So, FH and I get enagged. I am glowing, floating on a cloud! I hit up one of my new friends who is also newly married and pick her ear about what the heck to do. I had hoped to elope and my plan was SQUASHED.
So friend and I start meeting up for Saturday lunches. We go to tri-county and she gives me INVALUABLE advice for planning, what to expect, how to order dress and haggle to get a great deal on a RH.
New friend and I have become friends through FH circle of friends. We know pretty much all of the same people.
FH ex girlfriend is a great friend to both of us. She has twin sisters. We are friends with one sister, but not the other. She is a nasty biznitch. Infact, not many people from this circle like her much at all.
New friend was telling me that at her bridal shower, nasty UNINVITED twin crashed her shower. OMFG Seriously? SERIOUSLY!
I laughed and laughed. She explained that nasty twin showed up with a gift but no invite and said it must have been lost in the mail. This event was at a catering hall where every person was paid for in advance, seating arrangements and all! New friend allowed her to stay, she knows her funky attitude, Said it was worth the 75$ extra it would cost to shut her up and keep her from causing a scene.
Nasty twin crashed wedding too.
My b/f threw FH and I an engagement party. nasty twin was not invited. We invited her sisters and their significant others, we like them. I go to lunch with new friend and she informs me that nasty twin was upset she didn't get invited and asked her sister to ditch her boyfriend and bring her instead.
I call b/f and tell her whats up. I asked her to call to verify with EVERYONE that g/f will be attending with b/f. So she calls nice twin and says 'Hi jane, I just wanted to make sure you are still coming to the e party. I can't wait to meet Joe.' To which nice twin says she is bringing her sister instead.
OH HELL NO
In 2004 this nasty twin was GROUP invited to my birthday. She told everyone there and made no secrets about it, that she could care less whose b-day it was she was just there to hang out with her friends.
FH called nice twin and told her B/F said she intended to bring nasty twin. FH said it was a bad idea, she wasn't invited and if she couldn't bring her b/f she could come by herself.
Some of you may think this is tacky. That's ok. But am a scrappy, punch-a-hooker-in-the-face, kinda woman and FH knows this. I would've kicked her out myself!
SO!
Months later we go to a friends jack & jill baby shower. Guess who shows up uninvited?
That's right! Nasty TWIN!
She said to FH, in close proximity 'it's been nice KNOWING you'. and rolled her eyes and s.u.c.k.e.d her teeth.
We laughed like we were stoned and hadn't a care in the world. In fact, I sprang tears we laughed so hard!
and that's all I have to say about that!
ETA: s.u.c.k.e.d
