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these boards are dry! does your husband's penis have a name?

hunnybunnyxoxo Posted:

these boards are dry! does your husband's penis have a name?



eel-lio ( full name: eel-lio gonzalez)

long story.. but it has to do with an eel during an underwater excursion in tahiti on our honeymoon

makes me laugh all the time.
MJDoc12 Posted:

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the curve

'nuff said
PegaLega Posted:

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I call it 'my real man'
hunnybunnyxoxo Posted:

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oh man this is too funny!
eelio, the curve, real man..
what else we got here ladies?
PeteysBride Posted:

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LMAO LISA! Didn't expct that from your quiet corner. Show us what you got :loL:

No his doesn't have a name. he's very uncomfortable with em 'addressing it' but a woman i know says her husband calls his Mr. Spanky' and my brother calls his 'King Kong'. Confident much eh
SusiBtoM Posted:

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No.
Maybe I should give it one, but I'm not in a good mood right now and it would be mean.
hunnybunnyxoxo Posted:

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Posted by PeteysBride

LMAO LISA! Didn't expct that from your quiet corner. Show us what you got :loL:

No his doesn't have a name. he's very uncomfortable with em 'addressing it' but a woman i know says her husband calls his Mr. Spanky' and my brother calls his 'King Kong'. Confident much eh



lol, quiet corner. hmmmm, i guess i haven't been posting too much lately. my computer faces an open doorway so it's very hard trying to read and post on the DL. i've had a few managers and bosses walk in on me...

but i do thoroughly enjoy a good pervy topic!
Colette Posted:

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Wow such creativity!!!
DH's doesn't have a name, but he doesn't address it 'solo' -- he always groups everything together and refers to the package as 'the boys'
or, when he's in a scientific mood 'the nads'...
B22 Posted:

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THOR

MrsS4 Posted:

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hiss is calleddd 'grandpaaaa' && my you know what is 'grandmaaa'


MJDoc12 Posted:

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Posted by carolinep24

THOR




MrsS4 Posted:

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Posted by MJDoc12


Posted by carolinep24

THOR







lmaoo @ this and 'king kong' lmao
Reymiliz Posted:

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'my friend ' lol u girls are way more creative

Brian and Marie Posted:

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BIGGIE!!

And then I sing to it...............
Biggie Biggie Biggie, can't you see..I just want you INSIDE OF ME
teenigrrl Posted:

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Posted by MrsS4


Posted by MJDoc12


Posted by carolinep24

THOR







lmaoo @ this and 'king kong' lmao


holy f'n carp!!!!

my dad is a die hard comic collector, and his fave is Thor!!! i will never be able to look at the mighty one the same way again.
Reymiliz Posted:

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LMFAOOOOO ...............MARIEEEE YOU KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO HEAR THAT SONG AGAIN WITHOUT THINKING OF THIS
MrsS4 Posted:

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Posted by MrsS4

hiss is calleddd 'grandpaaaa' && my you know what is 'grandmaaa'





ive sent him this email because its soo funnyy & we two only know what we are talking about hahha


hunnybunnyxoxo Posted:

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omg! i love 'biggie'
along with the song! love it!
TP&SH82506 Posted:

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FRISKY

FuTuRe MrS MaZz Posted:

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Posted by MJDoc12

the curve

'nuff said



i experienced 1 of those and found it quite disturbing LOL no offense of course

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