things I would like to say to people who offer unsolicited advice about our wedding!
.............but probably never will ![]()
1) can you buy me a winning lottery ticket so I can fund all of the things you think need to be changed?
2) would you like fries with that?
3) Being humble isn't one of your strong suits is it?
4) Yeah, well it's my wedding, and if I want to omit flowers I will!
5) nobody asked if you liked sushi!
6) Do I look like I care?
7) I would rather jaywalk the BQE at 8am than get married in a church.
8) Oh yeah, some wedding dresses have sleeves, but mine will not. No one asks you to wear a hat to cover up your ugly head! ( due to arm flab)![]()
9) I could take your advice and apply it, I could also covert to catholicism and become a nun. Not likely!
10) Perhaps you would like to forfeit your tri annual european vacations and pony up some cash.
YEAH!
1) can you buy me a winning lottery ticket so I can fund all of the things you think need to be changed?
2) would you like fries with that?
3) Being humble isn't one of your strong suits is it?
4) Yeah, well it's my wedding, and if I want to omit flowers I will!
5) nobody asked if you liked sushi!
6) Do I look like I care?
7) I would rather jaywalk the BQE at 8am than get married in a church.
8) Oh yeah, some wedding dresses have sleeves, but mine will not. No one asks you to wear a hat to cover up your ugly head! ( due to arm flab)
9) I could take your advice and apply it, I could also covert to catholicism and become a nun. Not likely!
10) Perhaps you would like to forfeit your tri annual european vacations and pony up some cash.
YEAH!
