Things that I'm saying to HELL WITH IT on!

I can't handle the pressures of 1001 details anymore, so I'm giving up on the following things that I JUST DON'T HAVE TIME OR MONEY TO DO.

Bathroom baskets. Crest Hollow bathrooms are shared by other parties, I refuse to let another party mooch off stuff I provide. Besides, there will be 75 women at our wedding, one of them will have hairspray, and 10 of them will have tampons! So a big fat X on the bathroom basket!

Hotel Baskets. We have 14 couples staying at the hotel. We are providing them with a bus to take them to and from the party. They get breakfast included in their rate, and I can't see making 14 bags of stuff a mile long, when they just won't need it, since they won't be checking in until 4:00...3 hours before the wedding. If they are hungry, they can hit the vending machine, and they have all been to Long Island and some live in Brooklyn, so they don't need a map or Zagat guide. BIG FAT X ON THAT!

Place card frames. Our guests pick up their place cards before the ceremony, so anything involved with them will be annoying to hold during the ceremony. BIG FAT X!

Table number frames: I'm paying Crest Hollow enough, let them give them to me! Big fat X!

Call me the anti-Martha...I just can't do it anymore!