Things to ponder
> Can you cry under water?
>
> How important does a person have to be before they are considered
> assassinated instead of just murdered?
>
> If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
>
> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried
> in for eternity?
>
> What did cured ham actually have?
>
> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a
> good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>
> Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake
up
> like every two hours?
>
> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
>
> Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
>
> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars
> to look at things on the ground?
>
> How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for
Miss
> America?
>
> Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see
you
> naked anyway.
>
> If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
>
> I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
> clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have
signed
up
in
> the first place!
>
> Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could
simply
press
> 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
>
> Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you
haven't
fallen
> asleep yet.
>
> How important does a person have to be before they are considered
> assassinated instead of just murdered?
>
> If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
>
> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried
> in for eternity?
>
> What did cured ham actually have?
>
> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a
> good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>
> Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake
up
> like every two hours?
>
> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
>
> Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
>
> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars
> to look at things on the ground?
>
> How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for
Miss
> America?
>
> Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see
you
> naked anyway.
>
> If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
>
> I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
> clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have
signed
up
in
> the first place!
>
> Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could
simply
press
> 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
>
> Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you
haven't
fallen
> asleep yet.
