This is a great joke
HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER!
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one... Brian invited his
mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother
couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie,
was.
Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started
to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy
ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
sure. So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the
house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact
remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian Several days later, Brian received an email back from his
mother that read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Stephanie, I'm not saying that
you 'do not' sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if Stephanie
is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now
Love, Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY .... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one... Brian invited his
mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother
couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie,
was.
Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started
to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy
ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
sure. So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the
house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact
remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian Several days later, Brian received an email back from his
mother that read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Stephanie, I'm not saying that
you 'do not' sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if Stephanie
is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now
Love, Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY .... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
