This is depressing!!! Jokes anyone?

Ok my vacation went way too fast. FH went back to Michigan and I'm back from my cruise ( Puerto Rico and the constellation- celebrity cruises) to the cold weather. Start school again today. Ugh.
So I'm missing him and could use a good joke

Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in
a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at
him questioningly. 'That was my pager,' he said, 'I have a microchip under
the skin of my arm.' A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow
lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, 'That was my
mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.' The Irishman felt decidedly
low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as
impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He
returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others
raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Irishman finally said, 'Well,
will you look at that, I'm getting a fax.'

thank you