THIS IS REALLY FUNNY, TRY IT

WE should all post our letters so we can laugh!

it is funnyhttp://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html

the way the pig part came out is funny!

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at renee's Christmas party. It was amy who spiked the punch with too much malibu maybreeze. I can't help it if I drank 8 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like perfume.

I thought it was funny when I put michelle's dress on my head and danced the hokey pokey on the dresser while singing `Hey Santa'. I didn't mean to break renee's DVD and don't know why renee would sue me for drug dealing.

I don't remember calling tom's wife a lovely Pig---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and red lipstick!

And when I threw up on eileen's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that lasagna.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my pathfinder through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a ugly dog and have me arrested for larceny!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all slippery and wet. And I'm really not to blame for any of this pretty stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and knowingly yours,
Tammy (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 3 bucks!

where is your letter??? I need to laugh

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Jamie's Christmas party. It was Kate who spiked the punch with too much Jack Daniels. I can't help it if I drank 30 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like stinky feet.

I thought it was funny when I put Jill's thong on my head and danced the foxtrot on the sink while singing `ordinary day'. I didn't mean to break Jamie's vibrator and don't know why Jamie would sue me for stealing.

I don't remember calling orlando's wife a sexy hog---even though she looked like one with black eye shadow and blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on Kim's husband's finger, it was only because I ate too much of that jello.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my harley through my neighbor's chimney. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a dusty dog and have me arrested for murder!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all fat and gross. And I'm really not to blame for any of this ugly stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and lovingly yours,
Andrea (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 32604 bucks!

lol
andrea
yours was funny

yours was great too Tammy!

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Maria's Christmas party. It was Lori who spiked the punch with too much margarita. I can't help it if I drank 400 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like potpouri.

I thought it was funny when I put Julie's scarf on my head and danced the Macarena on the loveseat while singing `Full Moon'. I didn't mean to break Maria's doorbell and don't know why Maria would sue me for theft.

I don't remember calling Scott's wife a horrible cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and white lipstick!

And when I threw up on Michelle's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my scooter through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a empty cat and have me arrested for assault!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all hairy and little. And I'm really not to blame for any of this crooked stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and badly yours,
Sue (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 4 bucks!

Sue- you're such an empty cat!

Here is mine

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at suzan's Christmas party. It was lenny who spiked the punch with too much apple martini. I can't help it if I drank 5 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like pear.

I thought it was funny when I put natasha's shoes on my head and danced the chicken on the bed while singing `oh happy day'. I didn't mean to break suzan's computer and don't know why suzan would sue me for theft.

I don't remember calling roma's wife a beautiful cow---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and green lipstick!

And when I threw up on lena's husband's hand, it was only because I ate too much of that ice cream.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a sunny cat and have me arrested for shooting!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all nice and honest. And I'm really not to blame for any of this rich stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and no yours,
alina (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 5 bucks!

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Helene's Christmas party. It was Starr who spiked the punch with too much Absolute and tonic. I can't help it if I drank 11 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like mold.

I thought it was funny when I put Helene's pantyhose on my head and danced the Funky Chicken on the chair while singing `Last Dance'. I didn't mean to break Helene's razor and don't know why Helene would sue me for stealing.

I don't remember calling Damian's wife a fuzzy sheep---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on Gala's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my truck through my neighbor's attic. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a smooth cat and have me arrested for breaking and entering!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all rough and hard. And I'm really not to blame for any of this choppy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and crazily yours,
Rebecca (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 7 bucks!

LMAO-I gotta try this next

lol
THESE ARE SO FUNNY

sha---------- click on my red link above and answer the questions then you can cut and paste your letter here
someone emailed me this and it is so funny

andrea
you are scaring me now typping the same thing as me at the same freakin time!! LOL

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at nicole's Christmas party. It was kim who spiked the punch with too much chardonay. I can't help it if I drank 103 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like onion.

I thought it was funny when I put marcia's socks on my head and danced the the twist on the recliner while singing `thriller'. I didn't mean to break nicole's cell phone and don't know why nicole would sue me for grand theft auto.

I don't remember calling keith's wife a buff goat---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and yellow lipstick!

And when I threw up on alison's husband's finger, it was only because I ate too much of that cheesecake.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my motorcycle through my neighbor's gutter. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a weak hamster and have me arrested for shoplifting!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all skinny and beautiful. And I'm really not to blame for any of this little stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and quickly yours,
kelly (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 2 bucks!

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Cathie's Christmas party. It was Jen who spiked the punch with too much Captain Morgan & Diet Coke. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Honey****le.

I thought it was funny when I put Mike T's hat on my head and danced the chicken on the sofa while singing `Always'. I didn't mean to break Cathie's VCR and don't know why Cathie would sue me for murder.

I don't remember calling Mike H's wife a small horse---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and red lipstick!

And when I threw up on Jen's husband's ear, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my MOnte through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a sitting dog and have me arrested for burglary!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all wet and large. And I'm really not to blame for any of this dry stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and ummmm yours,
kim (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 12 bucks!