THIS IS REALLY FUNNY, TRY IT

WE should all post our letters so we can laugh!

it is funnyhttp://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html

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the way the pig part came out is funny!

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at renee's Christmas party. It was amy who spiked the punch with too much malibu maybreeze. I can't help it if I drank 8 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like perfume.

I thought it was funny when I put michelle's dress on my head and danced the hokey pokey on the dresser while singing `Hey Santa'. I didn't mean to break renee's DVD and don't know why renee would sue me for drug dealing.

I don't remember calling tom's wife a lovely Pig---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and red lipstick!

And when I threw up on eileen's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that lasagna.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my pathfinder through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a ugly dog and have me arrested for larceny!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all slippery and wet. And I'm really not to blame for any of this pretty stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and knowingly yours,
Tammy (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 3 bucks!

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that is funny

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where is your letter??? I need to laugh

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Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Jamie's Christmas party. It was Kate who spiked the punch with too much Jack Daniels. I can't help it if I drank 30 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like stinky feet.

I thought it was funny when I put Jill's thong on my head and danced the foxtrot on the sink while singing `ordinary day'. I didn't mean to break Jamie's vibrator and don't know why Jamie would sue me for stealing.

I don't remember calling orlando's wife a sexy hog---even though she looked like one with black eye shadow and blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on Kim's husband's finger, it was only because I ate too much of that jello.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my harley through my neighbor's chimney. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a dusty dog and have me arrested for murder!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all fat and gross. And I'm really not to blame for any of this ugly stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and lovingly yours,
Andrea (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 32604 bucks!

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lol
andrea
yours was funny

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yours was great too Tammy!

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Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Maria's Christmas party. It was Lori who spiked the punch with too much margarita. I can't help it if I drank 400 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like potpouri.

I thought it was funny when I put Julie's scarf on my head and danced the Macarena on the loveseat while singing `Full Moon'. I didn't mean to break Maria's doorbell and don't know why Maria would sue me for theft.

I don't remember calling Scott's wife a horrible cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and white lipstick!

And when I threw up on Michelle's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my scooter through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a empty cat and have me arrested for assault!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all hairy and little. And I'm really not to blame for any of this crooked stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and badly yours,
Sue (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 4 bucks!

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Sue- you're such an empty cat!

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Here is mine

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at suzan's Christmas party. It was lenny who spiked the punch with too much apple martini. I can't help it if I drank 5 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like pear.

I thought it was funny when I put natasha's shoes on my head and danced the chicken on the bed while singing `oh happy day'. I didn't mean to break suzan's computer and don't know why suzan would sue me for theft.

I don't remember calling roma's wife a beautiful cow---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and green lipstick!

And when I threw up on lena's husband's hand, it was only because I ate too much of that ice cream.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a sunny cat and have me arrested for shooting!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all nice and honest. And I'm really not to blame for any of this rich stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and no yours,
alina (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 5 bucks!

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Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Helene's Christmas party. It was Starr who spiked the punch with too much Absolute and tonic. I can't help it if I drank 11 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like mold.

I thought it was funny when I put Helene's pantyhose on my head and danced the Funky Chicken on the chair while singing `Last Dance'. I didn't mean to break Helene's razor and don't know why Helene would sue me for stealing.

I don't remember calling Damian's wife a fuzzy sheep---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on Gala's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my truck through my neighbor's attic. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a smooth cat and have me arrested for breaking and entering!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all rough and hard. And I'm really not to blame for any of this choppy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and crazily yours,
Rebecca (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 7 bucks!

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LMAO-I gotta try this next

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LOL

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I have no clue what is going on here! Can anyone explain??

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Go to the first post by tammyjill and clikc on the website: (http://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html) and then add your story.

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lol
THESE ARE SO FUNNY

sha---------- click on my red link above and answer the questions then you can cut and paste your letter here
someone emailed me this and it is so funny

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andrea
you are scaring me now typping the same thing as me at the same freakin time!! LOL

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Sorry tammy-- I have a habit of doing that sort of thing.

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Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at nicole's Christmas party. It was kim who spiked the punch with too much chardonay. I can't help it if I drank 103 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like onion.

I thought it was funny when I put marcia's socks on my head and danced the the twist on the recliner while singing `thriller'. I didn't mean to break nicole's cell phone and don't know why nicole would sue me for grand theft auto.

I don't remember calling keith's wife a buff goat---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and yellow lipstick!

And when I threw up on alison's husband's finger, it was only because I ate too much of that cheesecake.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my motorcycle through my neighbor's gutter. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a weak hamster and have me arrested for shoplifting!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all skinny and beautiful. And I'm really not to blame for any of this little stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and quickly yours,
kelly (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 2 bucks!

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Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Cathie's Christmas party. It was Jen who spiked the punch with too much Captain Morgan & Diet Coke. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Honey****le.

I thought it was funny when I put Mike T's hat on my head and danced the chicken on the sofa while singing `Always'. I didn't mean to break Cathie's VCR and don't know why Cathie would sue me for murder.

I don't remember calling Mike H's wife a small horse---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and red lipstick!

And when I threw up on Jen's husband's ear, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my MOnte through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a sitting dog and have me arrested for burglary!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all wet and large. And I'm really not to blame for any of this dry stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and ummmm yours,
kim (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 12 bucks!