Little boy goes to his father and asks, 'Daddy, how was I born? The father answers 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had set up a firewall, and since it was to late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said: You've got male.'