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Time for more LIRR stories

Tina120206 Posted: Apr 12, 2006 10:19 AM+

Tina120206 MEMBER SINCE: 8/05 TOTAL POSTS : 1214 WEDDING DATE: Dec 02, 2006

Posted: Apr 12, 2006 10:19 AM

Re: Time for more LIRR stories

Posted by JanuaryBride06

OVERHEARD ON METRO NORTH

Conductor #1: I have to head back to check out a problem.
Conductor #2: What's the problem?
Conductor #1: Apparently some guy is masturbating in his seat.
Conductor #3: Could you two please switch to another channel?

--Metro-North train

Tina120206 Posted: Apr 12, 2006 10:22 AM+

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Posted: Apr 12, 2006 10:22 AM

Re: Time for more LIRR stories

I used to do the backwards commute. Work in Great Neck and live in NYC. Well, every morning, this woman would get on at Flushing Main Street adn of course sit next to me, and this is an empty train!!! It is doing the reverse commute mind you, so she proceeds to eat her breakfast, chew then spit it out out in a plastic bag. UGH...Chew, chew, chew, spit, chew, chew, chew, spit. And I swear as many times as I changed where I sat, she could smell me I swear, she'd find me.

thelilacone Posted: Apr 12, 2006 11:37 AM+

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Posted: Apr 12, 2006 11:37 AM

Re: Time for more LIRR stories

Posted by Tina120206

I used to do the backwards commute. Work in Great Neck and live in NYC. Well, every morning, this woman would get on at Flushing Main Street adn of course sit next to me, and this is an empty train!!! It is doing the reverse commute mind you, so she proceeds to eat her breakfast, chew then spit it out out in a plastic bag. UGH...Chew, chew, chew, spit, chew, chew, chew, spit. And I swear as many times as I changed where I sat, she could smell me I swear, she'd find me.