Posted by JanuaryBride06
OVERHEARD ON METRO NORTH
Conductor #1: I have to head back to check out a problem.
Conductor #2: What's the problem?
Conductor #1: Apparently some guy is masturbating in his seat.
Conductor #3: Could you two please switch to another channel?
--Metro-North train
I used to do the backwards commute. Work in Great Neck and live in NYC. Well, every morning, this woman would get on at Flushing Main Street adn of course sit next to me, and this is an empty train!!! It is doing the reverse commute mind you, so she proceeds to eat her breakfast, chew then spit it out out in a plastic bag. UGH...Chew, chew, chew, spit, chew, chew, chew, spit. And I swear as many times as I changed where I sat, she could smell me I swear, she'd find me.
Posted by Tina120206
I used to do the backwards commute. Work in Great Neck and live in NYC. Well, every morning, this woman would get on at Flushing Main Street adn of course sit next to me, and this is an empty train!!! It is doing the reverse commute mind you, so she proceeds to eat her breakfast, chew then spit it out out in a plastic bag. UGH...Chew, chew, chew, spit, chew, chew, chew, spit. And I swear as many times as I changed where I sat, she could smell me I swear, she'd find me.
