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TIME TO VOTE FOR FUNNIEST QUOTE!!!

jennbaby Posted:

TIME TO VOTE FOR FUNNIEST QUOTE!!!

Ladies,
Please vote for the funniest quote.
The winner receives a bottle of white wine, by Bolla, compliments of me

Please vote using the name of the poster and or the name & the funniest quote.

My vote goes to WACKY, she always gets my LMAO!

Funny Quote Thread


PS-Lets keep posting funny quotes after the voting & keep this thread alive
DaniRN Posted:

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I love the one w/ Wacky stating that she wanted to give her FH a Brazilian wax for getting on her nerves-that one had me LMAO!

Jodi73 Posted:

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Dani,

I thought that one was hysterical as well. I put that on the funny quote thread!
LnP2003 Posted:

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WITH REGARD TO OUR BRAZILIANS JENN:

NEW POST Re: Brazilian Wax

Oh my, 'a cool feeling afterwards when you are dressed', 'silky smooth...' I'm afraid if I actually get up the moxy to do this I won't be able to keep my hands off myself.

lilmrs Posted:

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Posted by Mistyeyed when asked, Poll' if you had another wedding dress:

No way. My mom spent way too much money on my dress, she'd kill me! And I want to get as much use out of the thing as possible. I'm considering wearing it to wash dishes too!
wacky Posted:

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my vote is ballilove

Ballie REplies
Yes, that sounds like a good idea!! I'll take a 'Sex on the Beach' without the sand in my butt.


Ilove that quote
6-21-03 Posted:

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I vote for Wacky's response to
'What kind of bathing suits do you wear to the beach'

She replied 'A Barrel'
wacky Posted:

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oh my god I forgot I wrote that.........LOl

Kate Posted:

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Oh this is so hard to pick just one!

I vote for .......

Wacky's:
I want to give him a Brazilian Waxing tonight. He is on my last nerve. He feels neglected tonight.
jenny11.9 Posted:

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one of my own...in regards to kelly4 not knowing what to do with her saint statue...

this is funny!
I totally understand your dilemma though. My parents have this statue of St. Joseph in the backyard, and the head fell off like 5 years ago, and nobody wants to throw it away because they are afraid God will be mad! So it's this decapitated scary statue that my sister's kids are TERRIFIED of!
I say - we (as Catholics) are not supposed to 'worship any idols' - just trash the dang thing. There are no 'curses' in the Catholic OR Jewish faith.
Good luck!
KimmieG Posted:

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My vote is Wacky as well, Brazillian wax!! She has me in stiches every night!!!
Kris Posted:

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My vote is for MarcellaBella on the NWR board.

Re: Preparation H for under eye bags...

'Yep, every night.. I don't need to be smelling like an A-HOLE you know? lol'
DaniRN Posted:

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Yeah-that Prep-H cream thread had me laughing too!

Samanthas Mom Posted:

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I vote for wacky too, but for her response to the plastic surgery thing!! that was funny!!

balilove Posted:

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Thanks Wacky for the plug, but I vote for you...you were funny on the boring Knot board also. And I think you deserve the free honeymoon not just the bottle of wine. Right about now I could slam that bottle of wine inbetween posts.

ILT1221 Posted:

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i vote for wacky and the brazilian wax quote.

marcella's preparation h is a close second.
jennbaby Posted:

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bump

JoRo Posted:

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I am torn. Wacky has so many good ones! But Kate's quote about keeping her hands off herself. I am still laughing! Can it be a tie?!

eroxgirl Posted:

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I vote for Wacky - pick any quote - they're all funny!

Sassy Posted:

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I must give it to wacky, for keeping us laughing consistently !!!!!
An example: 3 posts in a row from me all about wacky, she just keeps me laughing all the time


1.
From wacky's 2nd thread about her spare tire:

posted by wacky:

You must be as warped as I am. LOL
I like people who have sick sense of humors........




2.
wacky comes at us over and over again

She just posted this on the thread about the Bridezilla show:

DEfinitly a watcher.......... Of course once again they will make money mocking women.
I feel like being a femminist tonight


3.
Last one by wacky, I promise

This is wacky's version of 'you're welcome' when being thanked for the spreadsheet.

Enjoy Women, we have enough crap to do I thought maybe it would help.




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